The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Baines' left foot]

*waits for Chico

Hahahaha.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Just finished my work.

 

[chicoazul]

*waits for Chico

I have a Greek driving license. I'm not even sh*tting you.

 

[Groucho]

I have a Greek driving license. I'm not even sh*tting you.

I've driven in Europe, but northern, not southern.

 

[chicoazul]

I've driven in Europe, but northern, not southern.

Greece is a bit mad but sound. Caribbean countries are nuts. Americans are sh*te at driving and hog the outside lane.

I wouldn't drive in Cairo if you paid me.

Where's the worst place anyone has ever been for driving?

 

[Azzurri]

Greece is a bit mad but sound. Caribbean countries are nuts. Americans are sh*te at driving and hog the outside lane.

I wouldn't drive in Cairo if you paid me.

Where's the worst place anyone has ever been for driving?

Barking, London.

Was fooking insane.

 

[bluejock]

Greece is a bit mad but sound. Caribbean countries are nuts. Americans are sh*te at driving and hog the outside lane.

I wouldn't drive in Cairo if you paid me.

Where's the worst place anyone has ever been for driving?

China.

I never got to drive like but even as a passenger, it was f*cking terrifying. The good folks of Shanghai are born with one hand on the horn.

Weirdest place I've driven was Basra.

 

[Allezfan]

Is it Latvia where woman drivers had to visit a state gynacologist before they could get a licence?

More than a little dodgy, that one.

 

[Groucho]

Brussels.

Mental.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Greece is a bit mad but sound. Caribbean countries are nuts. Americans are sh*te at driving and hog the outside lane.

I wouldn't drive in Cairo if you paid me.

Where's the worst place anyone has ever been for driving?

Actually driven: Tenerife. It wasn't bad at all but it's the only country I've driven in abroad. I forgot to drive on the right hand side of the road once or twice too haha! What I did notice though is that no one gives a flying one about the state of the bodywork of their car. I hired a little car and parked it up for an hour or two somewhere, I came back and there was literally about 10 dents down the side from other car doors. I was bricking one when I took it back, fortunately they didn't say anything.

Morocco is utterly mad though. It's like 2 cars per lane. I thought about hiring a car for whilst I was there but one taxi ride was enough to persuade me otherwise.

 

[BlueLlama]

Try Cairo ffs

 

[chicoazul]

China.

I never got to drive like but even as a passenger, it was f*cking terrifying. The good folks of Shanghai are born with one hand on the horn.

Weirdest place I've driven was Basra.

Also heard China. Sack that like.

 

[chicoazul]

Actually driven: Tenerife. It wasn't bad at all but it's the only country I've driven in abroad. I forgot to drive on the right hand side of the road once or twice too haha! What I did notice though is that no one gives a flying one about the state of the bodywork of their car. I hired a little car and parked it up for an hour or two somewhere, I came back and there was literally about 10 dents down the side from other car doors. I was bricking one when I took it back, fortunately they didn't say anything.

Morocco is utterly mad though. It's like 2 cars per lane. I thought about hiring a car for whilst I was there but one taxi ride was enough to persuade me otherwise.

Lived in Tenerife it wasn't the driving but the government gruas that pure lifted your car if you parked anywhere even slightly dodgy. They took mine and left a big sticker on the road where my car was meant to be telling me off and advising how to get my car back but my Spanish was crap then so I didn't put the two together and thought someone had my car off for about ten minutes. I was livid.

 

[Slavan]

bulgaria.

you play avoid the pot hole on every road including motorways.

 

[chicoazul]

Speaking of potholes, the Mombasa to Nairobi highway looked like it had been hit by asteroids in some places.