The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Baines' left foot]

My dad just told me that he used to buy the security guard a pack of cigars to get into the Everton matches, how boss is that?

That's unbelievable tbh mate I mean your dad and that security guard conspiring against Everton so he could get in for cheap what an utter disgrace it's an absolute joke really no wonder we haven't won anything in forever if none of the fans pay to get in just give out cheeky little reach arounds and "cigars".

 

[Bigmaclad]

That's unbelievable tbh mate I mean your dad and that security guard conspiring against Everton so he could get in for cheap what an utter disgrace it's an absolute joke really no wonder we haven't won anything in forever if none of the fans pay to get in just give out cheeky little reach arounds and "cigars".

It's okay mate let it all out x

 

[BlueLlama]

Homer the cat has been AWOL for a week now. Groucho have you got any cat survival facts to give me hope?

 

[tommye]

llama. It's a cat. It'll be out shafting foof. It will return when it wants. Cats ffs.

 

[tommye]

or it's been hit by the wagon that wrecked pete's car and the bar steward just drove off with your cat stuck under his wheel arch. . . . . . .

 

[BlueLlama]

llama. It's a cat. It'll be out shafting foof. It will return when it wants. Cats ffs.

He usually comes back every night for some food, a kip and a bit of fuss. He got the hump when we got the dog though

 

[somuchfun]

I hope your cat is fine, mate. Is it old?

 

[peteblue]

Road to Perdition, boss film......that is all......

 

[BlueLlama]

I hope your cat is fine, mate. Is it old?

Not really 7 I think. He has an Everton collar ffs

 

[Groucho]

Homer the cat has been AWOL for a week now. Groucho have you got any cat survival facts to give me hope?

A cat is more likely to survive a 32 storey fall that a 6 storey fall, so if he's fallen from a great height, he'll be ok.

Cats eyes have pupils larger than human pupils, so if he's in the dark, he'll be ok.

A cat's tail, which contains almost 10 percent of his bones, acts as a counterweight in helping him keep his balance while walking along a narrow space or making sudden turns. So if he's in a tight spot, he'll be ok.

Hope that does the trick, he'll be ok.

 

[BlueLlama]

A cat is more likely to survive a 32 storey fall that a 6 storey fall, so if he's fallen from a great height, he'll be ok.

Cats eyes have pupils larger than human pupils, so if he's in the dark, he'll be ok.

A cat's tail, which contains almost 10 percent of his bones, acts as a counterweight in helping him keep his balance while walking along a narrow space or making sudden turns. So if he's in a tight spot, he'll be ok.

Hope that does the trick, he'll be ok.

Cheers mate

 

[tommye]

Groucho saves the day.


#PRAYFORHOMER

 

[your_post_in_paint]

Ate a whole jalapeno chilli tonight, never again

 

[Baines' left foot]

Just wow.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Oh my goodness.