The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Bigmaclad]

Made me a hot chocolate afterwards.




Which I thought was a bit weird.

She just wants you to feel special mate

 

[ijjysmith]

She just wants you to feel special mate

I said I didn't want any. But she violated me with it.

It wasn't even Cadburys

 

[Bigmaclad]

I said I didn't want any. But she violated me with it.

It wasn't even Cadburys

She's a commanding woman

 

[Bungle]

Made me a hot chocolate afterwards.

Which I thought was a bit weird.

Did you not find it weird when she asked you to put the Alan Partridge mask on? I found that a little odd and a lot arousing.

 

[ijjysmith]

Did you not find it weird when she asked you to put the Alan Partridge mask on? I found that a little odd and a lot arousing.

That was the best bit. I just kept asking what she thought of the pedestrianisation of Norwich town centre.

She mentioned something about better access to Dixons but it was too late by then.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Wow now lads that's a bit far

 

[heatmeiser]

Wow now lads that's a bit far

No.

Too far would be jizzing all over her face and rubbing it in her eyes while singing '212' by Azealia Banks and dancing around her wearing nothing but high heels and a feather boa.

WHAT YOU GONE DO WHEN I APPEAR?
WHEN WHEN I PREMIERE?
BITCH THE END OF YOUR LIVES ARE NEAR
THIS SH*T BE MINE MINE.

 

[Bigmaclad]

No.

Too far would be jizzing all over her face and rubbing it in her eyes while singing '212' by Azealia Banks and dancing around her wearing nothing but high heels and a feather boa.

WHAT YOU GONE DO WHEN I APPEAR?
WHEN WHEN I PREMIERE?
BITCH THE END OF YOUR LIVES ARE NEAR
THIS SH*T BE MINE MINE.

*runs away

 

[JamesBT]

Evening ladies....

 

[icburns]

No.

Too far would be jizzing all over her face and rubbing it in her eyes while singing '212' by Azealia Banks and dancing around her wearing nothing but high heels and a feather boa.

WHAT YOU GONE DO WHEN I APPEAR?
WHEN WHEN I PREMIERE?
BITCH THE END OF YOUR LIVES ARE NEAR
THIS SH*T BE MINE MINE.

Now THIS is what GOT is all about.

 

[Groucho]

Hi fellas, and fella-etts. Here's Groucho's Fact Hunt for today;

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

Just twenty seconds' worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.

Kemo Sabe, the name Tonto called The Lone Ranger means Soggy Shrub in Navajo Indian.

It would take more than 150 years to drive a car to the sun.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

 

[bluejock]

Hi fellas, and fella-etts. Here's Groucho's Fact Hunt for today;

Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.

Just twenty seconds' worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.

Kemo Sabe, the name Tonto called The Lone Ranger means Soggy Shrub in Navajo Indian.

It would take more than 150 years to drive a car to the sun.

It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

Brilliant.

Love squirrels me.

 

[ijjysmith]

Ruud Gullit though

 

[BlueLlama]

Brilliant.

Love squirrels me.

Ruud Gullit though

In squirrel vs gullit the clear winner is squirrels

 

[Groucho]

Brilliant.

Love squirrels me.

I know, I love that one

Ruud Gullit though

I don't believe we've discussed him today, have we?

My mum used to fancy him like mad