The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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noharmdone said:
A few lads in work had a new year Challange.. Who would be the last to have a dump in 2013. The winner lasted until 22.00 on New Years Day.
I was originally very impressed, considering they had take away New Years Eve..

How would you have done ??
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Ijjy would have been all over that toilet roll like a tramp on chips
 
Bungle said:
It is indeed, one of the first things I got my Man Utd supporting mrs to do was wear an Everton shirt whilst shagging her senseless, every time her dad makes a snidely comment about Everton I just think to myself ''your daughters been destroyed whilst wearing the Everton home shirt and there's nothing you can do about it'
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Like Everton, did you patiently play it round the back before delivering the fatal blow through the middle?
 
Forgot I had a houseful of female guests and did a horrendously loud pan splatter at 10 am ish. Didn't even open the window or squirt toilet duck round.
 
bluebottle said:
Like Everton, did you patiently play it round the back before delivering the fatal blow through the middle?
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Ill be honest mate, we went 1 man down in the first 10 minutes, she played a blinder, sucked him into the challenge and boom off he went. Managed to keep my shape though and mount a decent comeback and slotted one away with only seconds left, it was pretty tight.
 
Bungle said:
Ill be honest mate, we went 1 man down in the first 10 minutes, she played a blinder, sucked him into the challenge and boom off he went. Managed to keep my shape though and mount a decent comeback and slotted one away with only seconds left, it was pretty tight.
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So you spunked on her tits right?
 
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