The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[Millea]

My ass is not right.

It smells.

Like real bad. I'm farting in roughly 45 second intervals.


Help me.

Been there before mate, the worst. Just going to have to hold out, with a gas mask.

 

[Astro78]

Evening all. Counting down the days until I get home. T-minus 6 days and counting...

 

[FTY]

I think it's contagious mate, I'm feeling the same way. Been a couple of times this morning and it's only 10.45am. I'm blaming the popcorn from last night.

Popcorn hurts so much when you **** it out.

 

[Caveo]

Im a bit behind... how did the date go?

Aparently sugesting "fisting" on a 1st date is a "NO NO"...........who knew ?!

 

[Bigmaclad]

If you get past the 3rd date you're in. Happy for you mate.

Cheers pal! Things are going well currently

 

[tommye]

mac. Picture the scene. It's Christmas morning, all is joyful with the world as you regale your kin with your prowess on your new mountain bike. A car pulls up, out steps your potential cherry, arms laden with gifts bearing your name. You? you got the bitch sh1t. Not even a teddy. Goodaye fair maiden. Hello 40yr old virgin.

Get it sorted lad ffs.

 

[Astro78]

My ass is not right.

It smells.

Like real bad. I'm farting in roughly 45 second intervals.




Help me.

Had to go on the oxygen today as the co-pilot has a rancid case of the Mud Butt. Flight deck smelled like dirty diaper full of Indian food thrown on a tire fire that was roasting big foot's dick. By the way, pure 100% oxygen is a boss way of helping a hangover.

 

[toffeejack]

I'd get something small, as suggested above.

avoids obvious penis joke

BML just say to her you enjoy her company and you want to share your rod with her, ok?

close enough

 

[Bigmaclad]

mac. Picture the scene. It's Christmas morning, all is joyful with the world as you regale your kin with your prowess on your new mountain bike. A car pulls up, out steps your potential cherry, arms laden with gifts bearing your name. You? you got the bitch sh1t. Not even a teddy. Goodaye fair maiden. Hello 40yr old virgin.

Get it sorted lad ffs.

I hope to god that doesn't happen

 

[Caveo]

Find the Clit and she's yours.....

 

[Caveo]

 

[FTY]

Lads.

My dogs going deaf and growing grey around the mouth, is it on its last legs?

 

[FTY]

Lads.

My dogs going deaf and growing grey around the mouth, is it on its last legs?

Lads...

 

[carlos21]

Lads.

My dogs going deaf and growing grey around the mouth, is it on its last legs?

what type are you dogs mate,

 

[Caveo]

Lads...

pretend to throw a ball , if it runs after it theres still life left in it, if not ......I'll fetch the shovel