The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

[ijjysmith]

It would be small.. I know exactly what to get, shame it's only sold in this shop in Cardiff ffs!

I won't have anytime to get to Cardiff and buy it at all before Christmas, too busy...

Too busy?!

 

[ijjysmith]

Would a late present send out the wrong message?

Not at all.

But imagine dropping a suprise gift at hers. Awesomeness mate

 

[Groucho]

It would be small.. I know exactly what to get, shame it's only sold in this shop in Cardiff ffs!

I won't have anytime to get to Cardiff and buy it at all before Christmas, too busy...

If its any consolation, gift-buying-for-the-mrs doesn't get any easier as the years pass.

Is there anything else you could get, and keep your original idea for birthday/valentines day?

 

[noharmdone]

What if I take her something when we go ice skating?

I know what the perfect present would be actually, if I had known this I could have got it earlier.

Id take it round anyway mate...

 

[Elong]

But it's only been our second date?

She isn't expecting anything, but if I turn up with a late present on the 3rd d'you reckon I could get away with it?

Just something to show you care, always helps even if it is some cheap delivered flowers mate. I wouldn't get a substantial present like.

If you've had more than one date she obviously likes you, treat her right!

 

[Elong]

If its any consolation, gift-buying-for-the-mrs doesn't get any easier as the years pass.

Is there anything else you could get, and keep your original idea for birthday/valentines day?

Bingo, if you've got an idea for Valentine's day already, you're doing better than 99.99% of the rest of the male population!

 

[TheFinnFan]

BML just say to her you enjoy her company and you want to share your rod with her, ok?

 

[ijjysmith]

Bingo, if you've got an idea for Valentine's day already, you're doing better than 99.99% of the rest of the male population!

Just to piss on everyone's parade.

I'm boss at getting presents for the mrs.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Not at all.

But imagine dropping a suprise gift at hers. Awesomeness mate

That's exactly what I was thinking... It'd swing things massively in my favour.

If its any consolation, gift-buying-for-the-mrs doesn't get any easier as the years pass.

Is there anything else you could get, and keep your original idea for birthday/valentines day?

I suppose, but I think that this gift wouldn't have the same effect in a couple of months time.. I would be able to get it between now and the next time I see her, but making it a surprise delivery would be ace.

 

[BlueLlama]

I buy boss presents for my Mrs too

 

[Brennan]

Buy her a massive dildo, attach a note which says 'This should tide you over until i can get my hands on you again'

You'll defo be in. Defo.

 

[Bigmaclad]

BML just say to her you enjoy her company and you want to share your rod with her, ok?

Hahahaha Finners you're boss.

Just something to show you care, always helps even if it is some cheap delivered flowers mate. I wouldn't get a substantial present like.

If you've had more than one date she obviously likes you, treat her right!

She's not really the girl to expect presents I suppose, this is an oppurtunity to work some serious romance though.. I think I'll give it to her on our next date.

 

[Bigmaclad]

Buy her a massive dildo, attach a note which says 'This should tide you over until i can get my hands on you again'

You'll defo be in. Defo.

WE HAVE A WINNER

 

[ijjysmith]

Lads the world may not have ended today.

But my Christ my insides have.

I'm so gassy. It smells like I've killed a donkey, eaten it and then shat it out.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho's Fact Hunt for after the end of the world;

In the Spanish Pyrenees, when a beekeeper dies, each of his bees is splashed with a drop of Black Ink.

Robert De Niro was considered for the role of Jack in 'The Shining,' but Stanley Kubrick thought he wasn't psychotic enough after watching 'Taxi Driver.' Robin Williams was also considered for the role but Kubrick thought he was TOO psychotic after watching 'Mork and Mindy.'

In Erwin, Tennessee in 1916 an elephant named Mary was hanged for murder. Honestly, look: