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They're nice them, yeah. Here's a filthy bearded pedant special GFH with Artetafan in mind -

In the 16th century, Austrian Hans Steininger had the world longest beard. His 4.5 feet of facial hair ultimately did for him - when attempting to flee from a fire in 1567, he forgot to roll his beard up, tripped over it, and broke his neck.

Mike Farley was an Irish immigrant to America who rose to the position of being a congressman for New York, but he’s probably best known for his manner of death in 1921. He died as a result of shaving – because his shaving brush was infected with anthrax.

And a bee-ard fact (tenuous at best, sorry)! Scientific research has shown that when bees are given cocaine, they dance more energetically and exaggerate when communicating with other bees. They will also often just lie to other bees when telling them about food sources.

Dude you are ace.

I have a question that may take some digging around. Why is a slang term for a womans lady bits a [Poor language removed]? Most of the ones Ive seen look like a smashed up pasty and not a cat like thing at all.
 
Dude you are ace.

I have a question that may take some digging around. Why is a slang term for a womans lady bits a [Poor language removed]? Most of the ones Ive seen look like a smashed up pasty and not a cat like thing at all.

Because there hairy and smell of fish
 
Dude you are ace.

I have a question that may take some digging around. Why is a slang term for a womans lady bits a [Poor language removed]? Most of the ones Ive seen look like a smashed up pasty and not a cat like thing at all.

The best answer i can give is that in the 1800's, the word [Poor language removed] meant anything soft ie. [Poor language removed] willow, pussycat, etc. Since women's, err, "sideboards" are GENERALLY soft, this slang term stuck.
 
Not beefy and full of meat?

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Dude you are ace.

I have a question that may take some digging around. Why is a slang term for a womans lady bits a [Poor language removed]? Most of the ones Ive seen look like a smashed up pasty and not a cat like thing at all.

You've put me right off greggs mate
 
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