The Late Show...With Your Host, Cena

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RB is without doubt, the funniest cat on here.

If it came to a knockout style, FA Cup of Deathmatches, I'd be lumping all my dough on Carlos because he's f*cking ace. Got right stuck into CLH earlier he did.

IAN LONGO

beat me to it, would hate to draw him 1st round

Nope, it needs to be
with http://www.printbug.com/SiteData/Weebl/Image/home-owls.jpg in the middle

no fingering gif? you've taken that ban seriously
 
Ficking angeref. Some ugly chaps playing at my girl. Might put them to rest ugly [Poor language removed].

did you bum those ugly [Poor language removed] mate?
or were you hero like and smashed them into the wall and crab yer mama thight and insert yer sting into her leatherwallet IN THAT SPOT
 
Lads


Lads

LADS

I just had venison burgers for tea.

Ace.
They're nice them, yeah. Here's a filthy bearded pedant special GFH with Artetafan in mind -

In the 16th century, Austrian Hans Steininger had the world longest beard. His 4.5 feet of facial hair ultimately did for him - when attempting to flee from a fire in 1567, he forgot to roll his beard up, tripped over it, and broke his neck.

Mike Farley was an Irish immigrant to America who rose to the position of being a congressman for New York, but he’s probably best known for his manner of death in 1921. He died as a result of shaving – because his shaving brush was infected with anthrax.

And a bee-ard fact (tenuous at best, sorry)! Scientific research has shown that when bees are given cocaine, they dance more energetically and exaggerate when communicating with other bees. They will also often just lie to other bees when telling them about food sources.
 
Lads we should do Backwards Sentences Hour tonight so like...

...like so tonight Hour Sentences Backwards do should we Lads.

What do you think?
 
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