Ok so here's the deal..been dating this Mexican girl for a bit...nothing serious although I did slot her.
Anyways...trying to keep this short..she's here legally and all that...got a decent job (I actually met her on a job interview with here company)...she's educated, pretty, funny...really a great girl. Her company works their people to death and has unrealistic expectations...which is why I didn't accept their offer even though it would have been for a lot of money.
So...the last couple days we've been talking and she's stressed out and working her ass off to prove to them that they didn't make mistake in moving her here from Philadelphia and giving her the opportunity...she's feeling like she can't balance work/life. As a matter of fact we were supposed to go to dinner/movie last night and her CEO threw a meeting on her calendar at 6pm screwing our plans.
Winding up...we were exchanging IM's on Facebook today off an on...then about 2 hours ago she IMs' me and says "John marry me so I can my Greencard. How much would you charge?"
I have no idea if she was kidding but I assumed so, so I responded "We can negotiate

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Then I started freaking out, thinking she might be serious, and I said "maybe you'll want to marry me for real though?

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She responded "mmm...are you offering?"
Well now I'm totally confused and freaked out so I responded "Weeeeelll...this is sort of out of the blue...hadn't thought about it in terms of NOW...I do know I like you and am attracted to you and want to get to know you better.."
FFS I'm engaged aren't I??????