Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Take the ones out the telly remote, lad.
Already looked.
They're AAA's

[Poor language removed] you Toshiba.
have people's hands changed that much over this time?
Loads mate. Loads.
Funny you say that because I do have crap small hands.
Everyone at work was taking the piss out of them the other day. Bastards.
However, I can buy junior size goalkeeper gloves. Sniff it. I win.
It's alright mate, I've got slightly stumpy fingers so my hands aren't perfect.
I'm still ace at fingering though!