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10/11/17 TWAIN CRUSH DAY
I am near horizontal myself having just seen the frankly stunning news that Jon Jo cunting shelvey is in the England squad
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I am near horizontal myself having just seen the frankly stunning news that Jon Jo cunting shelvey is in the England squad
It is, true that.
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Hahahahahahahaha.
Today's fact hunt is, at the request of noharmdone, a poisons special;
Approximately 90% of poisonings occur at home.
The most toxic of all animals are box jellyfish, responsible for more than 5500 deaths in the past 50 years. One species, Carukia barnesi, is transparent, the size of a peanut and covered in stinging cells. The venom causes a massive release of the fight-or-flight hormone noradrenalin, so victims often “panic†to death. Those who survive suffer from “Irukandji syndromeâ€, experiencing great pain, nausea and feelings of impending doom.
The most common sources of inhaled poisons are gas used for heating and carbon monoxide. Get a CO2 detector, they're dirt cheap.
The Golden Poison Dart Frog is the most poisonous of all dart frogs. One gram of its secretions can kill 1000 humans.
In case of poisoning, do not hesitate to seek immediate medical help.
Approximately 90% of poisonings occur at home.
The most toxic of all animals are box jellyfish, responsible for more than 5500 deaths in the past 50 years. One species, Carukia barnesi, is transparent, the size of a peanut and covered in stinging cells. The venom causes a massive release of the fight-or-flight hormone noradrenalin, so victims often “panic†to death. Those who survive suffer from “Irukandji syndromeâ€, experiencing great pain, nausea and feelings of impending doom.
The most common sources of inhaled poisons are gas used for heating and carbon monoxide. Get a CO2 detector, they're dirt cheap.
The Golden Poison Dart Frog is the most poisonous of all dart frogs. One gram of its secretions can kill 1000 humans.
In case of poisoning, do not hesitate to seek immediate medical help.
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Ijjy's Myth
Part 4
The New York Sewer Alligator
This story, one of the most popular of all urban legends, asserts that the New York City sewer system is infested with deadly alligators. In the most popular versions, the animals were brought north from Florida by people who wanted to keep them as pets. When the gators started getting too big and violent, they were released into the sewers. This story dates back to the 1930s, when sensationalist newspapers started reporting countless stories of alligators being found in and around New York City, with some even claiming that police were making regular trips underground to hunt the creatures down. Nearly all of these stories are false, and the few that are true almost undoubtedly concern animals that escaped from local zoos.
At least that's what they say...
The real truth is that there was never such a thing as Teenage Mutant/Ninja Turtles...they were alligators.
There names were:
Basil - He acted real cool
Frankie - Did machines
Donny Osman - Was the clever one
Chico - Was a party dude
They were looked after by a massive panda called Lopez.
Sadly they all died when Ghostbusters 2 was made in 1989 and they sent all that pink stuff down the sewers of New York. The swines.
Thanks for reading.
Part 4
The New York Sewer Alligator
This story, one of the most popular of all urban legends, asserts that the New York City sewer system is infested with deadly alligators. In the most popular versions, the animals were brought north from Florida by people who wanted to keep them as pets. When the gators started getting too big and violent, they were released into the sewers. This story dates back to the 1930s, when sensationalist newspapers started reporting countless stories of alligators being found in and around New York City, with some even claiming that police were making regular trips underground to hunt the creatures down. Nearly all of these stories are false, and the few that are true almost undoubtedly concern animals that escaped from local zoos.
At least that's what they say...
The real truth is that there was never such a thing as Teenage Mutant/Ninja Turtles...they were alligators.
There names were:
Basil - He acted real cool
Frankie - Did machines
Donny Osman - Was the clever one
Chico - Was a party dude
They were looked after by a massive panda called Lopez.
Sadly they all died when Ghostbusters 2 was made in 1989 and they sent all that pink stuff down the sewers of New York. The swines.
Thanks for reading.
Cena
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Sensational Ijjytaylor
Hi everyone
I love Groucho and Chico and tommy
I suppose everyone could do with a little extra love
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