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[Brennan]

Just been informed that my housemate went out the other night, got drunk, came back and got into bed with her bf who is staying with us for a bit. Proceeded to wet the bed in her sleep and he woke up covered in her piss.

Ace.

 

[noharmdone]

Just been informed that my housemate went out the other night, got drunk, came back and got into bed with her bf who is staying with us for a bit. Proceeded to wet the bed in her sleep and he woke up covered in her piss.

Ace.

Thats why I always had the top bunk in the Navy mate.. Same lads swamped themselves all the time when pi*sed..

 

[steken1]

Just been informed that my housemate went out the other night, got drunk, came back and got into bed with her bf who is staying with us for a bit. Proceeded to wet the bed in her sleep and he woke up covered in her piss.

Ace.

Normally got to buy them a bit of jewellery for that, i hope he made the most of it.

 

[Groucho]

I've stunk the place out due to too much garlic last night. So anyways, here's…… fact hunt;

Only 2% of the world population has green eyes. I am one of them.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

Two convicted murderers got married in California without even meeting each other in person.

Snake venom, a highly modified saliva, is 90% protein.

 

[JamesBT]

I've stunk the place out due to too much garlic last night. So anyways, here's…… fact hunt;

Only 2% of the world population has green eyes. I am one of them.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

Two convicted murderers got married in California without even meeting each other in person.

Snake venom, a highly modified saliva, is 90% protein.

My Mum has green eyes

 

[Groucho]

My Mum has green eyes

Mostly north European in origin. It's got to do with genetic stuff.

 

[noharmdone]

Groucho, a lad in work said that a 'daddylonglegs' was one of the most poisionous things in the world, but it was too weak to do anything with it ? Is this true ? If not, I would love a poisionous fact hunt one night ?

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Birds just said to me "who dya think should get sent home?"

Told her "all them tits in the audience waving glow sticks!"

Why does she think I give a toss?

Is right. What is the attraction? Honestly!

It's like a live daily mail page? Nothing actually happens.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

My Mum has green eyes

I've gone one green eye and one blue.

 

[Groucho]

Groucho, a lad in work said that a 'daddylonglegs' was one of the most poisionous things in the world, but it was too weak to do anything with it ? Is this true ? If not, I would love a poisionous fact hunt one night ?

I've seen this one before but I think it's false. The version I heard was that it has powerful venom but no fangs to bite with.

In fact I think Mythbusters have 'busted' this too.

 

[Azzurri]

Groucho I may have said this but your facts are always proper boss, well in lad. I knew Shakespeare invented 'Asp', didn't know about 'assassination' and 'bump', mad that.

 

[Groucho]

I've gone one green eye and one blue.

This is called Heterochromia iridum I think.

 

[noharmdone]

I've seen this one before but I think it's false. The version I heard was that it has powerful venom but no fangs to bite with.

In fact I think Mythbusters have 'busted' this too.

Oh... FFS.. A Groucho ' Mythbusters ' would be the boll*cks !!!

 

[Deleted member 28206]

This is called Heterochromia iridum I think.

Wowsers. It's a genetic defect!



IM A MUTANT

 

[JamesBT]

I've gone one green eye and one blue.

So does that girl mate.