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Just been informed that my housemate went out the other night, got drunk, came back and got into bed with her bf who is staying with us for a bit. Proceeded to wet the bed in her sleep and he woke up covered in her piss.

Ace.
 
Just been informed that my housemate went out the other night, got drunk, came back and got into bed with her bf who is staying with us for a bit. Proceeded to wet the bed in her sleep and he woke up covered in her piss.

Ace.

Thats why I always had the top bunk in the Navy mate.. Same lads swamped themselves all the time when pi*sed..
 
Just been informed that my housemate went out the other night, got drunk, came back and got into bed with her bf who is staying with us for a bit. Proceeded to wet the bed in her sleep and he woke up covered in her piss.

Ace.

Normally got to buy them a bit of jewellery for that, i hope he made the most of it.
 
I've stunk the place out due to too much garlic last night. So anyways, here's…… fact hunt;

Only 2% of the world population has green eyes. I am one of them.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

Two convicted murderers got married in California without even meeting each other in person.

Snake venom, a highly modified saliva, is 90% protein.
 
I've stunk the place out due to too much garlic last night. So anyways, here's…… fact hunt;

Only 2% of the world population has green eyes. I am one of them.

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

Two convicted murderers got married in California without even meeting each other in person.

Snake venom, a highly modified saliva, is 90% protein.

My Mum has green eyes
 
Groucho, a lad in work said that a 'daddylonglegs' was one of the most poisionous things in the world, but it was too weak to do anything with it ? Is this true ? If not, I would love a poisionous fact hunt one night ?
 
Birds just said to me "who dya think should get sent home?"

Told her "all them tits in the audience waving glow sticks!"

Why does she think I give a toss?

Is right. What is the attraction? Honestly!

It's like a live daily mail page? Nothing actually happens.
 
Groucho, a lad in work said that a 'daddylonglegs' was one of the most poisionous things in the world, but it was too weak to do anything with it ? Is this true ? If not, I would love a poisionous fact hunt one night ?

I've seen this one before but I think it's false. The version I heard was that it has powerful venom but no fangs to bite with.

In fact I think Mythbusters have 'busted' this too.
 
Groucho I may have said this but your facts are always proper boss, well in lad. I knew Shakespeare invented 'Asp', didn't know about 'assassination' and 'bump', mad that.
 
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