Oh Messi you bad little tit.
Evening all.
I need some TLC.
Flabbergasted by this completely unprovoked broadside.
*scrawls Chico's phone number on wall of the Lisbon's gent's.
Been mate, A truly crazy place. Like concert Sq on acid. Seen a group of lads on a stag all dressed as superheroes start fighting amongst themselves in the middle of the street. Capt America got sparked by robin who got put in a headlock by superman who got nutted by batman who legged it with Superman in hot pursuit. The rest of them then got filled in by the bouncers which was a turn up for the books, to say the least.
You'd have to rub it out before writing it again mate.
Get to bed early, get some coffee down you and enjoy the peace and quiet. Acest time of the day.
Burgling has it's advantages pal.
Messi all day, Cristiano is a bad bell.
Really don't get why so many people hate on Ronaldo. Gives a [Poor language removed] load of money to charity, is the global ambassador for Save the Children, set up an appeal to raise awareness of the need for blood and bone marrow donation, doesn't drink, is ace at football, has sole custody of his only child and bangs a s**t load of hot birds.
I'm jealous.
Four superb tits on show on ITV, six if you count Gary and Louis
Ste, you're playing a blinder tonight lad.
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