I can do it right now: it'll be an attack on the poor and vulnerable and a massive injection of tens of billions in 'investment' (handout to corporate Britain who allowed them to win the election this time) by a neo-liberal Tory scum government.
That's an exclusive for you.
Thank you to our roving reporter Dave there for that insight. Over to Pete now in the studio who'll reveal the exact same budget is an attack on business owners due to massivly increased employment costs and over-strengthening the rights of workers, likely go on to criticise the whopping handouts to the public sector, before possibly claiming we're living under the most socialist PM and government in modern history.
