The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[chicoazul]

Is right, just make sure we get enough money for him. He isn't playing and is the prime of his career, we need money so it's a good fit.

 

[Summerskin]

ga.b22 is definitely Pienaar's agent.

He's gone to Spurs ffs!!

 

[duncan's pigeon]

Is right, just make sure we get enough money for him. He isn't playing and is the prime of his career, we need money so it's a good fit.

TBH If his outburst leads to him moving for a good price in the summer then, happy days!!

 

[chicoazul]

ga.b22 is definitely Pienaar's agent.

He's gone to Spurs ffs!!

ga.b22 is one of the finest posters ever to grace these shores. Already in his short time here he's shown an acute fusballing grasp that is on a higher plain to us mere mortals.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Refuse to play, refuse to pay.

That's that cleared up then.

 

[Summerskin]

ga.b22 is one of the finest posters ever to grace these shores. Already in his short time here he's shown an acute fusballing grasp that is on a higher plain to us mere mortals.

D'you reckon he heard of Kings of Leon before "Sexy Fire"??

 

[Del]

D'you reckon he heard of Kings of Leon before "Sexy Fire"??

What do you mean BEFORE

 

[chicoazul]

D'you reckon he heard of Kings of Leon before "Sexy Fire"??

He queued up outside HMV the night before their first album was released mate. He was first on the queue, the queue contained only him but such is his foresight.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Especially this line made his comments laughable.

"I belong to the 22 best players in the world and I belong to the four best central defenders in the world. Ok, I won’t exaggerate now! But make it ten best central defenders in the world. That should be enough confirmation."

Really Johnny? Me personally would advice you to get your head out of your own arse and have a reality check. One of the best 22 players in the world? Just because you got carried all the way to the final, by the quality of some of your teammates?

Who needs Messi, if you have Heitinga?

 

[Summerskin]

Who needs Messi, if you have Heitinga?

Don't you mean Joe Cole?

 

[billycopper]

Especially this line made his comments laughable.



Really Johnny? Me personally would advice you to get your head out of your own arse and have a reality check. One of the best 22 players in the world? Just because you got carried all the way to the final, by the quality of some of your teammates?

Who needs Messi, if you have Heitinga?

By his rationale Van Bommel is one of the best 4 midfielders in the world. Er, no.

 

[Dutch Toffee]

By his rationale Van Bommel is one of the best 4 midfielders in the world. Er, no.

Although it pains me to say about van Bommel, but no, you're right, he isn't.

Still, van Bommel is a much better midfielder, than Heitinga is a defender.

 

[sirblue57]

It's a difficult one really.

The only way he'll be helping his cause with ourbursts like that is if his cause is angling for a move...

But why is he clearly angling for a move? Can you sympathise with why?

I can to be fair. He's not playing. He's struggled to get into a side who are struggling. It must be difficult for a player who reckons he's on a par with the Worlds best.

Are we, or David Moyes, unable to deal with a certain type of player? Is this why we fall victim to 'Nice guys finish last' syndrome?

Heitinga is a winner, make no mistake. He wants to play and when he does he plays to win in any way that he can. We desperately miss that at times. Penalties at Chelsea...

I said a while back on here that if he makes Goodison his home, he could easily be a cult hero. Could we have we helped him make Goodison his home? Or is it him? Why did A.Madrid bin him off so quickly?

I don't know. But it's worrying that it's not 'easy' to slate a player for an outburst like that.

winners DONT **** out of tackles, good, but not as good as he thinks he is.

 

[Del]

It’s strange for me to sit on the bench at Everton. I will always claim that I am the best central defender at this club - definitely since the World Cup.

Top tit

 

[markp]

I thought his best spell was along side Lucas Neil,he is footballing centre back would rather play passes than tackle!Moyes was good old fashioned defender,and likes that type Johnny has **** out of a few tackles in his time with us..give me a proper british type anytime.