The Johnny 'Colossus' Heitinga Appreciation Thread

[neonleon]

Its not a deep meaningful relationship for John. Its a casual **** buddy who accepts he might move on one day just as she might replace him with a better model if one comes along. Its a mutual agreement.

They might of fancied each other to start with but theres no emotion, just raw passion when in the bedroom.

He might say a few things she takes the wrong way but she often neglects him for an older more experienced **** buddy, but she knows while John might be waiting in the wings for her call now he might get fed up waiting and go for that better looking version.

Who just happens to be a millionaire.

And if John does leave for that millionairess its not like she wasn't expecting it, she knew what he was like when she pulled him.

Mate, we are talking about Everton. Why the [Poor language removed] would you defend Heitinga, are you a bigger fan of him than you are of the club? He's effectively putting himself in the shop window -whoring himself, like a lipsticked peroxide blonde tramp cavorting round a white plastic handbag under the boogie lights of some dismal scouse meat market.

Considering it takes 2,240 odd season ticket holders, every home game, to pay his weekly wage alone, I don't want a little respect, I expect it.

If he goes public again I'll personally kick his arse into the english channel and he can swim to ******* Bayern, the venal prick.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Mate, we are talking about Everton. Why the [Poor language removed] would you defend Heitinga, are you a bigger fan of him than you are of the club? He's effectively putting himself in the shop window -whoring himself, like a lipsticked peroxide blonde tramp cavorting round a white plastic handbag under the boogie lights of some dismal scouse meat market.

Considering it takes 2,240 odd season ticket holders, every home game, to pay his weekly wage alone, I don't want a little respect, I expect it.

If he goes public again I'll personally kick his arse into the english channel and he can swim to ******* Bayern, the venal prick.

I'm defending him because in my opinion he hasn't done anything wrong. And if he has, its being a bit too honest in an interview at worst.

I'm not saying you do but i don't look at things through blue tinted glasses, i try to see the whole picture of which Everton is just one part.

Here's a quote from Mikel : "Everton are a big club but there are other players in my position who play for bigger clubs," He's basically said there that there are bigger clubs than Everton.

Heitinga said : "But it is no punishment all all to be associated with such beautiful, big clubs." Whilst dismissing rumours linking him with other clubs.

And here's another quote for John : "Heitinga is quietly satisfied with his first season in England, and is loving life at Goodison.

“I think so far I can be happy. It’s only my first year and I’ve done well. I look forward to the next year.

“I can play centre-half or the position I play now. They are my favoured positions and I’m happy in either."

“The fans are great. Since the first day they have made me feel welcome at Everton.
“I love to play the home games in our stadium. Even in the away games the grounds are always full with Everton supporters and that is good for team spirit and the club."

I'm not defending him cause i'm his biggest fan, i'm an Everton fan but i'm just calling it like i see it.
And thats that this whole outroar over his comments is completly over the top and out of proportion.

You yourself don't like people moaning about Moyes and want them to get behind the team and support them.

So how about you get behind our players and support them instead of ripping them to shreds over a harmless throwaway answer to a question he was asked.

The day he comes out and says Everton are [Poor language removed] and supported by ******s and i would rather play for crapbag fc i'll be with you. But when he refers to other clubs as bigger than Everton, just as Mikel Arteta for one has done i'll never agree with your opinion.

 

[neonleon]

I'm defending him because in my opinion he hasn't done anything wrong. And if he has, its being a bit too honest in an interview at worst.

I'm not saying you do but i don't look at things through blue tinted glasses, i try to see the whole picture of which Everton is just one part.

Here's a quote from Mikel : "Everton are a big club but there are other players in my position who play for bigger clubs," He's basically said there that there are bigger clubs than Everton.

Heitinga said : "But it is no punishment all all to be associated with such beautiful, big clubs." Whilst dismissing rumours linking him with other clubs.

And here's another quote for John : "Heitinga is quietly satisfied with his first season in England, and is loving life at Goodison.

“I think so far I can be happy. It’s only my first year and I’ve done well. I look forward to the next year.

“I can play centre-half or the position I play now. They are my favoured positions and I’m happy in either."

“The fans are great. Since the first day they have made me feel welcome at Everton.
“I love to play the home games in our stadium. Even in the away games the grounds are always full with Everton supporters and that is good for team spirit and the club."

I'm not defending him cause i'm his biggest fan, i'm an Everton fan but i'm just calling it like i see it.
And thats that this whole outroar over his comments is completly over the top and out of proportion.

You yourself don't like people moaning about Moyes and want them to get behind the team and support them.

So how about you get behind our players and support them instead of ripping them to shreds over a harmless throwaway answer to a question he was asked.

The day he comes out and says Everton are [Poor language removed] and supported by ******s and i would rather play for crapbag fc i'll be with you. But when he refers to other clubs as bigger than Everton, just as Mikel Arteta for one has done i'll never agree with your opinion.

A body of admittedly anecdotal evidence suggests the reason he hasn't been getting games (and he played in most last season) is because he either had a falling out with Moyes or he wanted to move in the summer and Moyes didn't let him. Whatever. I'll get behind the player the minute he shuts the [Poor language removed] up and starts grafting on the pitch. I think I can expect that for 65k a week or whatever ridiculous figure he's on. And if its a choice between Moyes or Johnny I know whose side I'm on.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

A body of admittedly anecdotal evidence suggests the reason he hasn't been getting games (and he played in most last season) is because he either had a falling out with Moyes or he wanted to move in the summer and Moyes didn't let him. Whatever. I'll get behind the player the minute he shuts the [Poor language removed] up and starts grafting on the pitch. I think I can expect that for 65k a week or whatever ridiculous figure he's on. And if its a choice between Moyes or Johnny I know whose side I'm on.

Ah so you judge our players on hearsay then? Really? And based on that spin their words to fit that hearsay?

I'll make up my own mind based on facts and the truth.

Until i know them i will back an Everton player. I wont jump all over him based on harmless interviews and hearsay.

But anyway, i don't think we're gonna get any further on this subject without going in circles, you've got your view, i've got mine.

 

[neonleon]

Ah so you judge our players on hearsay then? Really? And based on that spin their words to fit that hearsay?

I'll make up my own mind based on facts and the truth.

Until i know them i will back an Everton player. I wont jump all over him based on harmless interviews and hearsay.

But anyway, i don't think we're gonna get any further on this subject without going in circles, you've got your view, i've got mine.

well [Poor language removed] the quotes are hearsay, everything's hearsay. I wasn't there to hear him say it. Video evidence can be fabricated. Scepticism can always be forced to eclipse empiricism. I can make an educated guess about whats going on, extrapolate from the data. Its hardly like footballers haven't got form in this area of agitating for moves in the media.

If he was concerned about Everton and Everton fans he wouldn't be describing clubs that are interested in him as big and beautiful.

I'll not defend what Arteta said either, but he's playing and hopefully seen the errors of his way. Maybe I can't expect loyalty in this era, but I can expect him to shut the [Poor language removed] up about a move whilst I help pay his 65k wages and he spurns the support he's had from the goodison faithful.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

He's hardly been out the team all that long, he's already started four games this season, and he did come back later than most because of the world cup.

 

[HirsuteBlue]

He doesn't need the train fare, as he hasn't turned up once this season.

 

[DionDublin]

One of our best players and the right side of 30.
Please dont sell.

 

[kenada_blue]

One of our best players and the right side of 30.
Please dont sell.

This.

We need more Heitinga's than we do Distin's, Yobo's, Osman's, Beckfords and Hibberts to be fair. The right kind of class.

 

[neonleon]

Imagine a team of Evertonians proud to wear the royal blue for a bit and dedicated to jumping ship to a bigger and better club at the next transfer window.

We shall not, we shall not be moved, we shall not - scratch that did you say Wolfsburg? Where do I sign?

 

[chicoazul]

I'd sell him on a free personally in January, package him up with Pienaar.
popcorn
Neither of them want to play for the shirt so [Poor language removed] them and ship them out. Get Duffy and Baxter in.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Imagine a team of Evertonians proud to wear the royal blue for a bit and dedicated to jumping ship to a bigger and better club at the next transfer window.

We shall not, we shall not be moved, we shall not - scratch that did you say Wolfsburg? Where do I sign?

Basically you've made up your own mind and nothing can convince you otherwise.

Heitinga is desperate to go play for any club other than Everton and i expect a press conferance any minute now with him begging any club in the world to sign him, to go along with all the others where he said he was desperate to play for another club.

How about as you can make stuff up and guess at what happened and form an opinion on that so can i : Heitinga does want to move because he's pissed off playing for a stubborn ass manager who plays players because they do a couple of extra laps during training, despite the fact they are dogshit on the pitch. He's pissed off he was lied to and told he'd be playing for a team challenging for a Champions league slot yet doesn't get played behind a 32 year old yard dog.

He's seen how his own fans who at the start claimed to love him have now turned on him over a harmless comment in an interview, hell some fans even turned on him over comments he never made.

As a professional footballer he wants to be the best, play for and against the best teams. Thats normal. He was told Everton were the best but its becoming more apparent they aren't. But he hasn't said a damn thing about wanting to play for any other club, he merely complimented another club. He then wonders whether those same Everton fans who hate him now felt the same when players at other clubs compliment Everton.

There you go, total speculation based on hearsay and conjecture. But i bet anything you wouldn't like it if i tried to pass it off as fact.

Until something actually happens and i know for sure i will be 100% behind any player who plays for Everton. I would of hoped you were the same.

What did you think of Moyes, the man who you jump to the defence of all the time when he was demanding to be payed a hell of a lot of money for a manger and dragging out signing his contract therefor contibuting to our poor start of the season. Many said he was hoping for an offer from certain other clubs yet when they didn't come resigned here. Pure hearsay and conjecture though of course.

 

[Goat]

This thread make me giggle, LOTS.

 

[Muggins]

*sets wattage to 900.

 

[neonleon]

Basically you've made up your own mind and nothing can convince you otherwise.

Heitinga is desperate to go play for any club other than Everton and i expect a press conferance any minute now with him begging any club in the world to sign him, to go along with all the others where he said he was desperate to play for another club.

How about as you can make stuff up and guess at what happened and form an opinion on that so can i : Heitinga does want to move because he's pissed off playing for a stubborn ass manager who plays players because they do a couple of extra laps during training, despite the fact they are dogshit on the pitch. He's pissed off he was lied to and told he'd be playing for a team challenging for a Champions league slot yet doesn't get played behind a 32 year old yard dog.

He's seen how his own fans who at the start claimed to love him have now turned on him over a harmless comment in an interview, hell some fans even turned on him over comments he never made.

As a professional footballer he wants to be the best, play for and against the best teams. Thats normal. He was told Everton were the best but its becoming more apparent they aren't. But he hasn't said a damn thing about wanting to play for any other club, he merely complimented another club. He then wonders whether those same Everton fans who hate him now felt the same when players at other clubs compliment Everton.

There you go, total speculation based on hearsay and conjecture. But i bet anything you wouldn't like it if i tried to pass it off as fact.

Until something actually happens and i know for sure i will be 100% behind any player who plays for Everton. I would of hoped you were the same.

What did you think of Moyes, the man who you jump to the defence of all the time when he was demanding to be payed a hell of a lot of money for a manger and dragging out signing his contract therefor contibuting to our poor start of the season. Many said he was hoping for an offer from certain other clubs yet when they didn't come resigned here. Pure hearsay and conjecture though of course.

Moyes is worth it. Johnny aint. Moyes has proven his loyalty. Heitinga hasn't. So he plays for Holland. Whoopdie F*ckin Doo. He looked like a yard dog in the world cup final anyway. He was hardly the reason they got there.

But yeah, fine, its your opinion. Enjoy it.

And I'm dead sorry if I've hurt young Johnny's feelings. He's probably at home, watching a DVD of the Bayern semi final whilst sewing an Everton badge onto his kids jogger suit, tears running down his face at my ascerbic words.

Not true he says not true. I'm everton till I die. I've been so misunderstood.

Whatever. If he doesn't want the fan base to get the wrong idea he shouldn't respond to public interest by crawling up that clubs arse publicly.