tezzathelezza
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Or his sister! To be honest, How funny would it be to walk past a sex shop window and catch a glimpse of Davey Moyes strutting his stuff!
Its that time of year.
In order to stop us sounding like Championship Manager, geordie type, Tribal Footie believing uber melts I propose a ban on anything containing:
"My sources state..." - You dont have sources you odious bellwhiff. You most likely dont even have pubes.
"I have heard..." - Be honest, you've heard [Poor language removed]. You dreamt that bit up to seem like a knowlegable poster to anonymous humanoids on the internet. You ****.
"I have a contact in the club..." Do one, you bad, bad ted.
The players will turn up when they do, in the interim you will cries for Kenwright/Wyness/Moyes head on TW as the close season progresses without Riquelme et all turning up.
Carry on.
Cheers chief. Its all so predictable isnt it.
I RECKON SHOULD PUT A BID IN FOR THAT RICKIE ELME, OR EVEN ROBERTO SAVARJE.
FAR MORE EXOTIC THAN BOBBY KEEN THE GYPSY'S KID OR THAT GARETH TERRY BARRY
GET DICKOV IN.
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