The five worst strikers you've seen play for Everton

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

John Spencer
Angell

 

[maccavennie]

Angell
Max Moore
Spencer
Niasse
Barlow
and Angell again for good measure

 

[ryanbeno80]

Max-Moore
James Beattie
Jo
Staq
Niasse

 

[Bally8]

Kone

Kone

Kone

Arouna Bill

Arouna Kone

 

[evertonarntwe]

max-moore
straq
jo
beattie
niasse

 

[evertonarntwe]

the shout earlier for the yak btw haha what a weapon, was boss the yak until he done his knee @ newcastle

 

[jackyboy]

Beattie has to be in there.

Despite the fact in that really weird 05/06 season when we had a whole host of randoms playing for us, he scored some absolute pearlers. The days or Matteo Ferrari and the weird collar on the home kit.

 

[jaycee]

Bernie Wright
Brett Angell
David Johnston (2nd time)
Beattie for the amount he cost
Naisse for the same reason
Not having Madar,he scored some vital goals and cost us next to nothing

 

[orly]

Amazed that Kone doesn't feature a bit more regularly in here to be honest

(except with @Bally8 excellent post)

 

[Darth Toffeeman]

John Spencer
Angell

It really is just these 2 that make me scratch my head and think:
How did they get the privilege of playing football at the top level?

We have had some very poor strikers in my lifetime as I rate them all against those I saw as a kid (Sharp/Lineker/Gray)
But some gave their all despite not having the best ability, others where unlucky with injuries, some coming to the end of their careers at a difficult time for the club financially.

Those 2 where utter garbage.

 

[Kantareller]

To be honest I've never seen Niasse play live, I missed those games he played last season. I just take your word for granted that he stinks.

 

[Donald Twain]

Mikel Madar must be up there.

His mane though !

 

[Donald Twain]

Madar was 5 times worse than anyone else

Oh prof !

 

[zandvoort blue]

this thread needs a poll

 

[bcblue1878]

Lazy I know, but get over it. Anyway

Bret Angel
Dave Smallman
Rod Belfit
Stuart Barlow
Straq (sorry)

Pretty much spot on apart from I'd have Bernie Wright in their instead of Straq!