Not Safe For Work! The Fit Birds Thread MK2

[The binman chronicles]

Polish too innit.

Just imagine how gutting that would be if you got her attention and after some flirting you both pull over and she takes off her helmet to reveal a messed up set of nashers with a couple of massive hairy moles. Or worse she's tattooed the RS badge to both cheeks... Oh the horror!

 

[McBain]

Polish too innit.

She just caused an accident

In My Pants.

 

[summerisle]

 

[DrEFC]

Polish too innit.

Is that Gdansk?

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Is that Gdansk?

I forget the exact place, but it is in Poland, yes.

 

[GlosBlue]

Sexy!

That Sonia from Eastenders has been hitting the gym hard!!!

 

[Foot Long Hot Dog]

Polish too innit.

Good Lord

That'll be the safest thing she'll ever have between her legs

 

[DrEFC]

I forget the exact place, but it is in Poland, yes.

Wrocław, Poland. So maybe you can track her down!

 

[iamEverton]

Why do you guys call woman birds?

 

[bullybeef]

Amazeballs.

Where do you find creatures like that?

 

[DrEFC]

Why do you guys call woman birds?

Cos us bees get em with our stingers?
*I have no idea

 

[ilikecheese]

Why do you guys call woman birds?

Why do some refer to them as chicks?

 

[Paul w]

Why do you guys call woman birds?

Birds and the bee,.or it's a word from Byrd meaning maiden from a long time ago.

 

[Dharma]

Amazeballs.

Where do you find creatures like that?

She's the Pizza girl in Carlos's thread.

 

[cobblers]

Why do you guys call woman birds?

The female response is "Because we often pick up worms".