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This is it.

"We couldn't win the league, so let's dismiss the FA Cup (though not openly, unless in a race for the top four or against relegation). Let's dismiss the Europa League if we somehow qualify for it as it is going to get in the way of our race for Europe or against relegation. Let's completely dismiss the Europa Conference because Thursday night football will get in the way of our race for Thursday night football or a relegation battle. And let's abolish the League Cup because we never won it anyway and we're about to lose to Scunthorpe on penalties because we have put out a second string team so this trinket doesn't get in the way of our battle to qualify for Europe or against relegation."

Eventually, such deliberate and meticulous expectation management results in "We are STILL a Premier League club! Rejoice!"

Everton: on the slide since 1989...when, purely coincidentally, of course, Bill Kewnright joined the board.
 

1 year anniversary of this message from the owner.

We still haven't heard what the strategic review with its 120 points was about
That's because the board have been in their bunker since January, they're still reading it - Sharpy's copy has panda illustrations to keep his interest!
 
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