davek
Player Valuation: £150m
Even as we speak, Neiler's out organising an open top bus tour of Dublin.
IT - IS - ON!!!
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Even as we speak, Neiler's out organising an open top bus tour of Dublin.
IT - IS - ON!!!
Dublintoff
Player Valuation: £15m
Im driving, wearing only my man(boy)hood and my euro 88 ireland jersey, beep,beep.
formerly manx toffee
Player Valuation: £70m
ALio might want to drive now that he can't drive trains
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Mvflusk
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Er.. pompey are ****ed again.
supposed to be on going, although there was supposed to be a flurry of activity last fri, nothing has come out either for or agaist a takeover, we will just have to sit and wait and see.
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
Someone "accidently" let the board know there's another protest coming up so we can get some more news about the 3 interested parties.
neil999
Player Valuation: £80m
i cant be bothered too wait, cant someone at least make something up? cheers
Pat's Van
Player Valuation: £70m
OK here goes...
The preliminary finances are all near enough agreed, both parties seem to be contented with the proposed deal
Kenwright, in a sudden moment of madness, has demanded a free speed-boat as part of the deal that sees him relinquish his shares, failing that, a "Remington Fuzz-Away" may suffice to placate the toffees current chairman.
The potential purchasers seem surprised by this new twist in the proceedings.
*the world holds it's breath*
ok then i have heard from an ex player that the deal with the yanks was all but done but bill was holding out for a k tel record selector as a sweetener , and at the last minute the mystery arabs came in and made a bigger offer of a k tel and a tiny tears, thats why its gone quite,
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Pat's Van
Player Valuation: £70m
Jim Bowen of "Bullseye" fame is apparently the spokesman for one of the interested parties
he allegedly told Bill that he has "the time it takes the board to revolve" to decide what they want to do
cue Bill K, Woods and Earl spinning round like demented whirlygigs in the marble halls of Goodison !!!
he allegedly told Bill that he has "the time it takes the board to revolve" to decide what they want to do
cue Bill K, Woods and Earl spinning round like demented whirlygigs in the marble halls of Goodison !!!
Seamus Colemole
Previously deathbyropeandglass
*Bill steps up to the oche.*
*Oh christ he's missed the board and hit Barrymore up the arse with the tip of his dart*
*Never mind Bill, lets see what you could of won*
Librarian
Player Valuation: £70m
It’s not going through this week. The Sheik failed the’ fit and proper persons’ test when he fell on the travelator, his beard and turban got stuck somehow and it took Wolf and Predator the guts of an hour to free him.
On the plus side, he’s definitely a person, there’s no way a fake beard would have stayed on after that.
He’s doing another fitness test ahead of the Stoke game.
On the plus side, he’s definitely a person, there’s no way a fake beard would have stayed on after that.
He’s doing another fitness test ahead of the Stoke game.
Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
I heard it was all but done but kev101 burst into the boardroom and put the kibosh on the deal.
somuchfun
Player Valuation: £40m
ffs kev!
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