The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

[BlueLlama]

Question for you lot who have already played it loads.

I just got married in the game but I now hear there are loads of other lasses to get hitched too. So can you either a) get divorced or b) GTA style "off" the Mrs.

If so....

Can you marry a lizard or cat babe for some inter-species erotica?

 

[Dylan]

Question for you lot who have already played it loads.

I just got married in the game but I now hear there are loads of other lasses to get hitched too. So can you either a) get divorced or b) GTA style "off" the Mrs.

If so....

Can you marry a lizard or cat babe for some inter-species erotica?

I believe there is multiple options to get married.

Me? I shacke up with the werewolf from the companions with the tattoos on her face.

 

[heatmeiser]

I presumed everyone married their housecarl?

It's cool. She makes homecooked meals for me and I get 200 gold a day from her 'shop'.

She's blatantly a hooker.

 

[RFUS]

I presumed everyone married their housecarl?

It's cool. She makes homecooked meals for me and I get 200 gold a day from her 'shop'.

She's blatantly a hooker.

Haha.

My housecarl randomly disappeared ages ago. I married the one from the companions who teaches archery.

Total babe.


Sorry is this not the nerd thread?

 

[Dylan]

I presumed everyone married their housecarl?

It's cool. She makes homecooked meals for me and I get 200 gold a day from her 'shop'.

She's blatantly a hooker.

No, I married Aela, the chick with the tattoo's on her face and the huge baps.

Oh, and the werewolf thing. Makes it interesting when the sun goes down.

 

[Dylan]

Haha.

My housecarl randomly disappeared ages ago. I married the one from the companions who teaches archery.

Total babe.


Sorry is this not the nerd thread?

My housecarl lives in my house in Whiterun. My wife lives in my Manor in Solitude. I treat her right (and leave for days on end. I am not gonna be surprised when I turn up randomly to the manor to find her 'entertaining' someone else.

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

Marriage!? BAH!

I live only to crush my enemies, to see them driven before me and to hear the lamentation of their women.

 

[heatmeiser]

Haha.

My housecarl randomly disappeared ages ago. I married the one from the companions who teaches archery.

Total babe.


Sorry is this not the nerd thread?

I was genuinely gutted when Lydia vanished.

Got me some Jordis now though. Nails tough. And cooks a lovely horker stew....

Oh dear.

 

[heatmeiser]

I wonder if Finnfan ever found his whore house.

 

[TheFinnFan]

I wonder if Finnfan ever found his whore house.

i just stopped playing....didnt find it....yet.
i almost lost my mind with one cave, full of skinny muthafucgas ffs...still learning this game..just found out that those freking rods can shoot jizzlightnings.

 

[heatmeiser]

i just stopped playing....didnt find it....yet.
i almost lost my mind with one cave, full of skinny muthafucgas ffs...still learning this game..just found out that those freking rods can shoot jizzlightnings.

The Falmer? I hated those, only seen them once and I got absolutely battered. Ended up running away out of the cave.

I'd probably bum them silly now like, it was right at the start.

 

[BlueLlama]

married the girl from the shop in Riverwood - worth 200 a day + shop procedes.

My housecarl got offed fighting in one of the caves bless her

 

[Dylan]

I got Shadowmere killed in a fight with an uber-necromancer (dumb horse went off fighting him while I was dispatching about 40 adepts and novices).

I heard Shadowmere comes back to life, but does anyone know when and where, if in fact this is true?

 

[Dylan]

The Falmer? I hated those, only seen them once and I got absolutely battered. Ended up running away out of the cave.

I'd probably bum them silly now like, it was right at the start.

You should go back and find them, Falmer are great in soups!!!

 

[icburns]

I got Shadowmere killed in a fight with an uber-necromancer (dumb horse went off fighting him while I was dispatching about 40 adepts and novices).

I heard Shadowmere comes back to life, but does anyone know when and where, if in fact this is true?

Shadowmere should respawn at the place of death in a few weeks' time.