The drunk thread

[Roztitute]

I'm pleasntly pissed but can still soell.I hope to get an infraction tonight

THAT'S THE SPIRIT WOOLY!

 

[johnnydawg68]

Played 9 holes of golf after work...six Budwesiers...didn't shoot too bad and have a warm buzz...life is good.

 

[Caveo]

Getting a lil pissed tonight , wife goes to work at 7pm , beer and polish vodka starts to flow just before , "special Friend" comes to play soon after to watch the footie with me ALL WILL BE WELL

 

[Azzurri]

Currently walking home from Warrington to Huyton after a night out in Chester.

FFS.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Just got home from the Pinback concert. Had a glass of Sauv Blan before and about 5 Blue Moons at the show...Primed and ready to go...but nowhere to go...time to start drunk dialing.

 

[spikeman]

Just got home from the Pinback concert. Had a glass of Sauv Blan before and about 5 Blue Moons at the show...Primed and ready to go...but nowhere to go...time to start drunk dialing.

I I would have seen this earlier, I would have told you to call me. But not now I'm about to go to bed.

 

[micknick]

Got asked to leave a club for vomiting last night.

I asked for the strongest but easiest to drink cocktail. It wasn't easy to drink.

Haven't been sick since I was about 19, low ebb today. Ouch

 

[Roztitute]

Haha well in Mick. I'm hanging here got drunk watching the footy yesterday with loads of mates, good times.

 

[EFCNIK]

Got asked to leave a club for vomiting last night.

I asked for the strongest but easiest to drink cocktail. It wasn't easy to drink.

Haven't been sick since I was about 19, low ebb today. Ouch

Hahaha yes Mick! I'm usually pretty good at slyly being sick without anyone noticing. The other night I pretended to bend down to do my laces up at the bar and just chucked my guts up. No one noticed and I just carried on.

I've only ever been asked to leave a club once, and that was for falling asleep on the bar on the fatefull night of England v Algeria. Then I came home, turned on the computer and the rest is history.

 

[Pomp]

I have whisky in front of me and wine and usually attack Moyes when I am in this way. ****in [Poor language removed]. He's the reason I am so confused. I hate him.

 

[Roztitute]

I have whisky in front of me and wine and usually attack Moyes when I am in this way. ****in [Poor language removed]. He's the reason I am so confused. I hate him.

Haha. Chill mate, you won't be seeing Moyes for a bit.

 

[Pat's Van]

Haha. Chill mate, you won't be seeing Moyes for a bit.

think he's on TV tonight actually Roz, being a pundit on the footy

 

[Roztitute]

think he's on TV tonight actually Roz, being a pundit on the footy

Oh jeez never listen to me! We won't be seeing him for a while in a fuming capacity though proabably, ie our 1-0 home loss to West Ham first day of the season.

 

[best little spaniard]

Jesus Christ. Past gone. Vodka is evil kids, don't touch it

 

[spikeman]

Jesus Christ. Past gone. Vodka is evil kids, don't touch it

Ever had Rasberry vodka? Most putrid thing ever.