The drunk thread

[chrissyjack]

it's like being a kopite, everything to you is rosy and fantastic and you are untouchable.. but the rest of the world can see your a cnut.

I'MTHEBESTNONDRUNKARDINTHEWEEERRRRLLLDDDD,LAD

 

[Roztitute]

I honestly haven't . Been tipsy, but never reached the "saying- hello- to- lamposts- on -the- way -home " stage

Haha. Well i'm sure you'll enjoy it if you ever decide to get mashed.

 

[bluejock]

Ouch. This will hurt tomorrow. STRIP CLUUUUUUUUB

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Ouch. This will hurt tomorrow. STRIP CLUUUUUUUUB

Are you on a stag do or something? Just living the dream?

 

[bluejock]

Are you on a stag do or something? Just living the dream?

Just a random Monday

 

[Roztitute]

You're living the dream BJ. Well in mate.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

Just a random Monday

i haven't had one of those in a while. Random Monday envy.

 

[Kurt.]

have you got work tomorrow bj ??? respect lid if you have. My new occupation gives me more personal freedom now, i've started fostering......... 7 cans so far tonight and it's still only midnight !!

 

[chrissyjack]

have you got work tomorrow bj ??? respect lid if you have. My new occupation gives me more personal freedom now, i've started fostering......... 7 cans so far tonight and it's still only midnight !!

I haven't had a drink since Xmas, ya set of b@stards

 

[bluejock]

Suffering Christ.

No mate, not proper work. Doing the school run now, then got a briefing at 10 about a job in Egypt I'm on on Friday. The project manager will **** a kitten when she sees the state of me.

Apparently I woke Mrs Jock up at half 3 demanding she made me cheese on toast.

 

[edge]

Suffering Christ.No mate, not proper work. Doing the school run now, then got a briefing at 10 about a job in Egypt I'm on on Friday. The project manager will **** a kitten when she sees the state of me.Apparently I woke Mrs Jock up at half 3 demanding she made me cheese on toast.

just say you have picked up a bug, but you couldnt let them down, go for the sympethy vote.

 

[bluejock]

just say you have picked up a bug, but you couldnt let them down, go for the sympethy vote.

Beautiful mate, just beautiful.

I'll call it the teekeela virus

 

[spikeman]

Apparently I woke Mrs Jock up at half 3 demanding she made me cheese on toast.

Fantastic job.

 

[Roztitute]

sweet jesus omg

 

[DualityNSNO]

sweet jesus omg

What happened, Rozzy?