The drunk thread

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I will tell you what!!!!!!! - I'm hiccupping like a bad bell, but I'm just not that drunk!
I'm sorry.
Chico is both, Matt Damon AND DaveK - have that!

And, no, I don't know how he manages it, but he does.

I Than' yo' and g'night.xxxxxxxx
 
Just nust got drunk with me mates, then me arl fella arrived with his kru and lame football talk persuaded. I wish Chico was here.
 
I'm slightly tipsy.

I love this feeling of being tipsy. It's not like full blown drunkeness, but it's silly, and it's fun :D
 
Tipsy is for girls lad! You'll be saying you feel a bit squiffy next.

Blitzed is where it's at lad.

I thought that. But then I remembered a fairly recent Vodka binge.

I'll stick at tipsy for now.
 
I thought that. But then I remembered a fairly recent Vodka binge.

I'll stick at tipsy for now.

It's good that you remembered the vodka binge mate. I usually remember nothing next day.

Tipsy's good though - the stage where everything feels good, jokes are funny (coz you can still understand them), flirty stuff goes on with the girlies.

I may just get a bit tipsy myself now.
 
It's good that you remembered the vodka binge mate. I usually remember nothing next day.

Tipsy's good though - the stage where everything feels good, jokes are funny (coz you can still understand them), flirty stuff goes on with the girlies.

I may just get a bit tipsy myself now.

Yes!!! Exactly! Go for it. It wont do any harm will it?
 
All i've got in though is 4 Miller light. May get me semi-tipsy.

*looks for 'dial-a-can' number...
 
Off work and on the lagers. No doubt I will post some alcohol infused drivel later.
I must apoligise in advance.
 
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