The drunk thread

[Roztitute]

just got in lads. ****ing mashed you know how it is

 

[Frank Drebin]

just got in lads. ****ing mashed you know how it is

Word.

 

[Kurt.]

Word.

feckin Amen lid.

 

[Frank Drebin]

feckin Amen lid.

I'm drinking gin. Mother's ruin is a harsh mistress.

 

[spikeman]

I'm drinking gin. Mother's ruin is a harsh mistress.

Dude, I'm never having that sh*t again. Had it last night and it ****ing ruined me. My jeans reek of vomit ffs.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Dude, I'm never having that sh*t again. Had it last night and it ****ing ruined me. My jeans reek of vomit ffs.

It's nice with juice. Get one into you now you'll feel like a prince.

 

[EFCNIK]

Dude, I'm never having that sh*t again. Had it last night and it ****ing ruined me. My jeans reek of vomit ffs.

Ahhh Spike, I remember the good old days. When I was 14 this girl had a house party and not many people had managed to get old of much drink. So I got my opposite neighbour who was 18 at the time to buy a crate of beer, emptied the cans into my paper round bag and showe dup at the party to a hero's welcome. Good times.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Ahhh Spike, I remember the good old days. When I was 14 this girl had a house party and not many people had managed to get old of much drink. So I got my opposite neighbour who was 18 at the time to buy a crate of beer, emptied the cans into my paper round bag and showe dup at the party to a hero's
welcome. Good times.

Did you smash her lid?

 

[EFCNIK]

Did you smash her lid?

I did not. I probably couldn't back then even if I wanted to.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I did not. I probably couldn't back then even if I wanted to.

Yeah, circumcised wangs can be a bit dodgy.

 

[spikeman]

You know it's bad when you wake up in a bathtub.

 

[EFCNIK]

Yeah, circumcised wangs can be a bit dodgy.

Probably no pubes back then mate. Late developer. Still haven't fully.

You know it's bad when you wake up in a bathtub.

I hope you still had both your kidney's.

 

[Frank Drebin]

I shaved all my pubes off when they first appeared, don't like them.

 

[Roztitute]

Probably no pubes back then mate. Late developer. Still haven't fully.

I was eating a yoghurt (rasberry from M&S it's lovely) and when I read that laughed so much some kinda came out of my mouth onto my laptop. YOUR FAULT.

 

[EFCNIK]

I was eating a yoghurt (rasberry from M&S it's lovely) and when I read that laughed so much some kinda came out of my mouth onto my laptop. YOUR FAULT.

Sorry mate x