The drunk thread

[Woolly Blue]

Not making any promises but I may be posting in this thread later tonight as I'll finally have internet on my phone.

Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

 

[peteblue]

Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

I blame Lager, this never used to happen with best bitter.........

 

[tommye]

Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

them kids and their funny ways!! Smash it Spikeman!!!

 

[TheFinnFan]

A pint of what ffs......

piss ffs

 

[Woolly Blue]

I blame Lager, this never used to happen with best bitter.........

I was going to say "Only puffs drink lager", but then I had a quick peek in the fridge.

If anyone removes the k from peek and says "fixed" then you're not at all amusing.

 

[peteblue]

piss ffs

Lager takes about 25 seconds for the first pint, 25 minutes for the second, then a piss, change to Bitter 15 minutes, second bitter 20 minutes, third and fourth 25 minutes, fifth 30 minutes, one or two chasers at 5 minutes each....about two and a half hours tops...........

 

[Southall]

Why did Pingu have a fridge?

 

[peteblue]

To keep his beer cold ?

 

[Southall]

but he lived in an igloo

 

[Azzurri]

Why did Pingu have a fridge?

Why was Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wore clothes?

 

[Southall]

Why was Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wore clothes?

to keep warm?

 

[Southall]

Wood stoves in an igloo, without melting the place genius

 

[Woolly Blue]

*wondering if Spike is ratted yet ... and still able to operate his mobile

/ bows to the younger, p^ssed but still mobile able, generation.

 

[spikeman]

Yeah man wasn't joking at all. Proper fuming with your underage drinking.

Well dont worry. I'm not drinking tonight. Plans didnt work out.

Hmmm, you need internet access on your phone to get drunk ?
How times have changed.

No it's just that if I ever got drunk I wouldnt be near a computer to post on here. With a phone with internet, I'd have it right with me.

 

[Azzurri]

Well dont worry. I'm not drinking tonight. Plans didnt work out.



No it's just that if I ever got drunk I wouldnt be near a computer to post on here. With a phone with internet, I'd have it right with me.

YOU'VE NEVER BEEN DRUNK?!