That stuff is rocket fuel. I first met the Japanese mistress while out for a pleasant meal. My legs didn't work by the time desserts were being ordered.Asahi in the fridge...
The drunk thread
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silent bob
What a guy.
Commencing Operation Gin and Tonic.
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Shameless Wool
Haha! My new girlfriend is from Japan - well her family are - she's from Newcastle!
She got me hooked on it.
Billy Dean
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Just had a nice Pauline. Went down a treat but it's the only one I had. Got some Port so it's either that or go back out and buy some beers
One for keeping!
Had an Indian for my tea with a few beers, I have kept on with the beers.
Billy Dean
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It's decided. I'm staying in tonight with a bottle of port and tinder for company. Wish me luck.
R.Reddington
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I'm an idiot. Placed a huge bet on one of tonight's sporting events because I'm drunk.
R.Reddington
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I hope you pull mate.
silent bob
What a guy.
I think that's a given.
Probably end up in a love tug of war
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3 honey bourbons and coke. I'm anyone's x
silent bob
What a guy.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
It's amazing what a win does. 
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
It's amazing what a win does.
Indeed, I have had a wonderful night winding up the various RS in the pub..............
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