The drunk thread

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Got that pissed on Whisky the other night I fell out of bed. I wasn't even asleep when it happened. I just rolled over and then found myself teetering on the edge for what seemed an eternity. I was trying to grab sky hooks and flailing around like mad, but to no avail. I went over with a thump, hitting my stomach on a chair on the way. Then I found myself wedged between the bed and chair and it took me about ten minutes to wriggle free.
I now have a bruise that looks like a lump of coal on my stomach.
 
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