"The Dixies" end-of-season awards

[davek]

The club's a shambles, as highlighted even by the continued numb-nuts choice of title for the awards. Dean hated the nickname - it was racially inspired and it was an insult to him.

If Liverpool called their end of year awards "The Heysels" it'd only be as crass as "The Dixies".

 

[upthetoffees]

Seeing the likes of Ashley Williams rock up in his £5000 Armani suit and £50,000 diamond-encrusted watch, knowing full well he's disgraced himself all season and pocketed about £3m for it, will be particularly sickening to the average fan, I'd guess.

Spent all his wages and forgot to buy a car I guess

 

[blueblue]

There should not be an awards night apart from the academy.

 

[TMo1985]

Kenwright was bladdered at last year's, couldn't get him off the mic and he went round virtually every player individually to tell them how great they are. Announced Mirallas' new contract too. Can't see him or indeed anyone being quite so keen to have the limelight this year...

 

[KaiserEFC]

Steve Walsh is wheeled out to be stoned and ritualistically sacrificed as an offering to Marcel Brands.

Sammy Lee biggest Turncoat

Rooney best goal

Klaasen best attitude

Everyone else booed for 2 hours straight.

 

[Boba Fret]

Eric Cantona award - Ashley Williams

missed an absolute sitter award - Oumar Niasse

Forgot you were at the club award - Shani Tarashaj

 

[larbert toffee]

Most contested award= Wage thief of the year.

 

[Boba Fret]

Most contested award= Wage thief of the year.

My vote goes to Steklenburg

 

[dead_soft]

Most looking forward to a successful career at other clubs

 

[chippy1722]

Steve Walsh is wheeled out to be stoned and ritualistically sacrificed as an offering to Marcel Brands.

Sammy Lee biggest Turncoat

Rooney best goal

Klaasen best attitude

Everyone else booed for 2 hours straight.

I’d have Niasse for best attitude.

 

[.....!]

The Schneiderlin award for CBA.

 

[ADT]

The dixie dean statue

 

[Seathestars]

Kin state of these awards. Moshiri should cancel them until we win something.
What are they awarding, failure.
There’s only Seamus who can hold his head high and he’s been out for ages.

 

[Toffe3m4n]

Remember when they were cancelled in Martinez's second season?

 

[N.S.N.O.]

The 'Taking one for the team' Award goes to Ashley Williams for selflessly getting himself suspended long enough so we could reach 40 points...