The Dead Thread

[FrenchDarrenBent]

Whose ass will Al Cowlings kiss now?

 

[gonetomorrow]

He was quite funny in the Naked Gun films but largely through others' efforts.

I don't know much about his careers in football or homicide.

 

[Shevin Keedy]

Love the way they have to specify signing off with "The Simpson Family" - as it would just sound too funny if it said "The Simpsons"

 

[Rita_Poon]

Well, this is an internet first at least for me.

then

simpson was a bully and had a particular vicious temper. ended up in prison for kidnap and assault when he went knocking on the door of someone he had flogged his memorabilia to for more cash years after the fact. an especially nasty piece of work.

*apparently prostate cancer.

 

[heatmeiser]

That was just before he brutally murdered his ex-wife (after years of physical abuse) and her new lover.

Rings a bell

 

[Kurt.]

The former NFL player?

No, the former murderer who would prefer to be remembered as an nfl player

 

[trueblue84]

 

[Rita_Poon]

If the coffin aint great, you must cremate







nicked*

 

[tommytowne]

Wasn't he in that Naked Gun movie?

Think I remember him

He was a crap security guard in Towering Inferno

 

[Cels]

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[Kurt.]

Be funny watching them stuff him in a 4ft coffin and trying to convince us all that it perfectly fits him

 

[Willie Thorne]

Despite overwhelming evidence thats he's snuffed it, I still don't believe he is..

 

[LostLegend]

"During this time of transition"????

 

[Rita_Poon]

"During this time of transition"????

Quick camera check to the cheerleaders, and he'll come barrelling on for the defence? Alongside Jesse...

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

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that was superb