The Dead Thread

coollino · April 28, 2015

Pat's Van said:
I wish I could fly.....with the angels now

RIP Keith, forever in our hearts

this must be yet another bitter/sweet moment.

SpurtingLesbian · April 28, 2015

Keith Harris' agent has confirmed the stars death and has said he is currently giving cuddles to his family.

Eggs · April 28, 2015

......was in Leeds today for meetings and listened to a tribute to him on the way home. Apparently he had a major cancer operation last year and wasn't expected to survive but pulled through but did and was in remission. He was on telly a week or so ago and I thought he hadn't changed from the 80s.

Famous for Orville but apparently had a monkey in his act.

roydo · April 28, 2015

I wonder if it was the same duck all those years, or did it/him/her get replaced from time to time.

And what happens to it/him/her now?

Moomin · April 28, 2015

roydo said:
I wonder if it was the same duck all those years, or did it/him/her get replaced from time to time.

And what happens to it/him/her now?

Reckon Orville will wait a few months then setup an account on match.com or Tinder and get back on the fist again.

Kurt. · April 28, 2015

roydo said:
I wonder if it was the same duck all those years, or did it/him/her get replaced from time to time.

And what happens to it/him/her now?

Police are suspecting foul play apparently and have been questioning Orville all day but he won't say a word.

bignev23 · April 28, 2015

It's International Workers Memorial Day today April28th Which is to commemorate people who have been killed in work it's mainly brought to our attention by Unions wanting better working conditions and health and safety . one of the commemorations took place at mann Island today.

Despite huge improvements on construction sites in the UK there were still 42 people killed last year. Imagine the outcry if 42 police officers or politicians were killed each year.

roydo · April 28, 2015

Kurt said:
Police are suspecting foul play apparently and have been questioning Orville all day but he won't say a word.

lollol

Minimeister · April 28, 2015

There was a really good documentary on a while back with Louis Theroux and Keith Harris. Sad the way he longed to be back on the box and relevant again. Orville now joins Emu in retirement.

BlueLlama · April 28, 2015

What's green and empty

Orville"s ar3e

Kurt. · April 28, 2015

Police have now released Orville on bail but according to his solicitor he's not on hand to comment.

Sapie88 · April 28, 2015

Those smugglers in Indonesia have all been popped apart from the bird.

potato · April 28, 2015

Sapie88 said:
Those smugglers in Indonesia have all been popped apart from the bird.

budgie smugglers?

Pat's Van · April 28, 2015

Sapie88 said:
Those smugglers in Indonesia have all been popped apart from the bird.

so let this be a lesson kids, drugs are bad m'kay?

well, that's not entirely true as some drugs are actually quite good, some are fkn awesome in fact

but in certain parts of south east asia, possession can come with a mandatory death sentence, so there is that

Sapie88 · April 28, 2015

Pat's Van said:
so let this be a lesson kids, drugs are bad m'kay?

well, that's not entirely true as some drugs are actually quite good, some are fkn awesome in fact

but in certain parts of south east asia, possession can come with a mandatory death sentence, so there is that

Drugs are sound as long you're taking them, smuggling is bad, unless you're Han and Chewie.