The Dead Thread

[The binman chronicles]

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Prince Phillip admitted to hospital age 98

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No chance, he's just having a kidney transplant that should have been destined to go to some poor child. In fact he is probably like Triggers broom...I'm 98 and in that time I've only had two new livers, 4 kidneys, 3 stomachs, 8 lungs and 2 hearts.

 

[Kurt.]

No chance, he's just having a kidney transplant that should have been destined to go to some poor child. In fact he is probably like Triggers broom...I'm 98 and in that time I've only had two new livers, 4 kidneys, 3 stomachs, 8 lungs and 2 hearts.

Triggers broom never swept stuff under the carpet

 

[Kurt.]

@tommye I told everybody here I had a feeling in my bones someone big was gonna go... my hit rate is never wrong

 

[tommye]

@tommye I told everybody here I had a feeling in my bones someone big was gonna go... my hit rate is never wrong

You have an admirable hit rate. I hope it's Big Phil this Christmas mate. You've waited so long for him

 

[chrismpw]

Its inevitable Phil will drop of his perch.

The sad thing about it is Boris will probably close a hospital to pay for the funeral.

 

[Billysgingham.]

Its inevitable Phil will drop of his perch.

The sad thing about it is Boris will probably close a hospital to pay for the funeral.

He will come out of hospital on Monday looking like George Clooney and doing cartwheels down the street, kin lizard.

 

[marnie]

@tommye I told everybody here I had a feeling in my bones someone big was gonna go... my hit rate is never wrong

lol lol You've felt it in yer bones for about 3 years.Maybe it's arthritis.

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

He will come out of hospital on Monday looking like George Clooney and doing cartwheels down the street, kin lizard.

Pumped full of new blood the freaks

 

[Kurt.]

lol lol You've felt it in yer bones for about 3 years.Maybe it's arthritis.

Just a feeling I had this morning marns... I woke up and just knew this weekend was gonna throw up some news

 

[blue61]

@Kurt I hope you've prepared a suitable epitaph, after all the groundwork you've put in.

 

[arch stanton]

@tommye I told everybody here I had a feeling in my bones someone big was gonna go... my hit rate is never wrong

@Kurt is the grim reaper

 

[Kurt.]

@Kurt is the grim reaper

Honesty this is why @tommye won’t let me stay at his house... he reckons everyone who meets me inevitably drops dead not long after

 

[chrismpw]

He will come out of hospital on Monday looking like George Clooney and doing cartwheels down the street, kin lizard.

After the blood transfusion from pre-pubescent boys.

 

[roydo]

Martin Peters.

 

[tommye]

Martin Peters.

Sad news. Proper baller this fella in his pomp. RIP