“Captain, it’s time to open the letter of last resort”
“Yes lieutenant... wait, this just says Viva Boris, something about a pub and then a load of full stops”
good effort mate , you did make me laugh. Was sat here giggling to myself as I imagined him opening the communique
viva Boris STOP having a drink in the pub STOP
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP
