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[NilSatisOptimum]

Every day, the bar for stupid bollocks gets lower.

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So you swim in human crap and become a Tory, why does this not surprise me!

 

[Debunkology]

Every day, the bar for stupid bollocks gets lower.

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Reminds of the Yorkshiremen skit from Monty Python.

 

[roydo]

Reminds of the Yorkshiremen skit from Monty Python.

Look it up kids. @Debunkology is spot on!

 

[Amw79]

Look it up kids. @Debunkology is spot on!

“Sewage? Luxury”

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Surely must be satire.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

The only good thing is that many more people see the absolute whoppers Tory Government spouts.

Car industry woes ‘nothing to do with Brexit’, says business secretary

‘This isn’t to do with Brexit’, says Kemi Badenoch – despite plea by carmarkers to change Brexit deal

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

His PR manager has clearly drilled this into his brain cell.

"Listen Matt, Conservative MPs are not normal people, and when I say not normal, I do not mean in a good way. So remember, you are not a conservative MP now, so just try and be normal, like normal people, the people the government are meant to represent."

 

[NilSatisOptimum]

Hope this catches on...

Bannau Brycheiniog: Tory group boycotts Brecon Beacons park authority

Councillors did not nominate a member to join the park authority after it dropped its English name.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Thomasc]

Dirty bugger

 

[summerisle]

She could have asked whether the moon is made of cheese and he would have regurgitated the same reply. Why can't politicians answer a simple question for God's sake.

 

[Nightman]

lollol

OK, since you seem to be suffering from basic communication skills.

The definition of irony.

the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

So when I wrote:

Yep, I've really found the people here have so much compassion for those with differing opinions.



It was being ironic because I've found the people here have contempt for those with differing opinions. Its quite obvious I wasn't talking about myself.


You picked up on the irony. But then you amazingly failed completely when you replied "Ah, so you are knowingly an uncompassionate person."


lollol


No Nightman, you're embarrassed yourself with this one. And then have the audacity to pretend you're all grown up.

Careful or I'll debunk you lad and you won't like it.

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Andy McGurk]

His PR manager has clearly drilled this into his brain cell.

"Listen Matt, Conservative MPs are not normal people, and when I say not normal, I do not mean in a good way. So remember, you are not a conservative MP now, so just try and be normal, like normal people, the people the government are meant to represent."

You wanna live like normal people
You wanna see whatever normal people see
Wanna sleep with normal people
You wanna sleep with normal people
Like me
But he didn't understand
He just smiled and asked for 10 grand

 

[Eggs]

….Braverman answering Home Office questions tomorrow should be interesting. This won’t go away.