Gets them top press, imagine how easy your job is filling those rags with his latest nonsense headline about new hospitals and nuclear power plants every year for ten years. Then to the gaffe about peppa pig on the next page. Then his latest floozy on the next. Then his latest libel and and and...The trouble is that several leading newspapers are slavish in their support for Boris Johnson, despite him being an idle, incompetent, deceitful serial liar.
He's a paper editors dream, "give em boris till they're stuffed" the thick as pig muck masses deserve him, and I deserve my feet up, no ones arsed about thousands of deaths in care homes and fraudulently claimed billions... that's all depressing (unless your getting paid) get the clown back out there to drum up some laughs...
