The confession thread!

[PaddyJames]

I've never worn blue denims. I'll not be starting now. If I turned up in blue jeans they'd think I'd come to fix the toilet.

Why don't you just come out and say you hate Neil Diamond?

 

[Kurt.]

A young gorgeous lady has moved on next door about 2 months ago, recently in the warm weather she’s been sunbathing in a tiny bikini in the back garden. The other day she was there so I hid behind the bedroom curtain and started furiously rearranging my man furniture.... when I suddenly felt a presence and turned around to see my wife stood there watching me.... GOT, I must confess that I believe my wife is a pervert.

 

[Joey66]

Mate, how did you wipe????

Shrub leaves - I often wonder why I was never invited back there lol

 

[Kurt.]

So ... Joey left a baby Joey in the bin... disgusting behaviour

 

[Methuselah]

Being very modest, I always used to deny that I was very clever and also very handsome.

 

[Bungle]

I only have 3/4 minors

@Zatara multi outing himself here