The Clubs Richarlison statement.

How will the club spin it?


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Yeah, it will just be "undisclosed fee" and "thanks for his service".

It should be "in line with our incompetence, lack of ambition, stupidity and gross negligence, we've decided to sell our best player for a low fee and are currently engaged in a global search for a half-fit 38 year old to replace him. Watch this space - we have other terrible deals to announce as the summer progresses. Still, we've had some good times eh?"
 

Will be short and sweet.

"Everton Football Club can confirm that we have completed the permanent transfer of Richarlison to Tottenham Hotspur, for an undisclosed fee.

We would like to thank Richarlison for his efforts whilst at the club, and wish him well for the future."


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That and a compilation of his 53 goals posted onto YouTube at some point in the weekend
 

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