Put him on an elevated balcony above the Park End and let him pish all over them dressed as the fat bloke from the Frankie Goes To Hollywood 'Relax' video.
The bomb shelter thread.
- Thread starter JimmyJeffers
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perth_blue
Player Valuation: £20m
Surely this place is a ticketed event today.
I hope we've reinforced everything. Biggest test of the shelter yet today.
chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
I put 2 layers of sand bags over the corrugated roofing. We should be OK.
KaiserEFC
Player Valuation: £70m
It won’t be the going down, it’ll be the faux grief of going down.
My wife’s left me, my sons lost his leg brace, I can’t pay the heating, my mortgage is defaulting, I can’t get it up, global warmings coming but NONE of this is as bad as MY team getting relegated
My wife’s left me, my sons lost his leg brace, I can’t pay the heating, my mortgage is defaulting, I can’t get it up, global warmings coming but NONE of this is as bad as MY team getting relegated
Got a PM from actual Everton saying we will get relegated if enough fridges aren’t posted in the fridge thread
We now bring you live updates from e sector:
Early test will be the team announcement.
Stand by for impact.
Godspeed.
This is the beautiful moment grand old team dot com slash everyone has been waiting for. Sixteen years of tolerating transfer dweebs and super bloos trying not to get banned just so we can feast on brains tonight.
Happy Christmas everyone.
Happy Christmas everyone.
Simon Buttle
Player Valuation: £60m
It's already starting to get interesting in the Sean Dyche thread.
Shall head over and diffuse now friend.
JLW
Player Valuation: £70m
This place will erupt if the worse happens, i mean like off the scale.