The bomb shelter thread.

Looking like the Holgate thread will be ground zero after miscontrolling a ball with the back of his thigh.
I've blown the retreat whistle, undetectable by those without a soul, I've legged it with a bunch of Sassy Colombian selfies under my arm and the last known packet of Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard crisps in existence.







I also might have lost the spare Speedos...Soz.
 
Looking like the Holgate thread will be ground zero after miscontrolling a ball with the back of his thigh.
I've blown the retreat whistle, undetectable by those without a soul, I've legged it with a bunch of Sassy Colombian selfies under my arm and the last known packet of Brannigans Roast Beef and Mustard crisps in existence.







I also might have lost the spare Speedos...Soz.
There’s a queue for wanking corner mate
 

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