The bomb shelter thread.

[Bluerover]

Exactly the same here mate. And the whole league is just hysteria full of hyperbole commentary and repulsive modern football fans.

God be with our Corinthians from the past who must be spinning in their graves.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

For next season I'd like to nominate the following as thread sponsors:

Patterson- agent orange

Mykolenko- kev da rat

Lampard- Johnny Barton

 

[tommye]

For next season I'd like to nominate the following as thread sponsors:

Patterson- agent orange

Mykolenko- kev da rat

Lampard- Johnny Barton

I was hoping there wasn't going to be an Everton next season.



Ffs

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

At least we have the Scottish Football thread to fall back on to have a laugh.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

At least we have the Scottish Football thread to fall back on to have a laugh.

Dave calling Hearts ‘Fartz’ was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

 

[Mr K.Dilkington]

Dave calling Hearts ‘Fartz’ was one of the funniest things I’ve ever read.

The fact a Rangers fan glassed someone today in the crowd will give him fuel for days especially if any of the old firm fans turn up on here, been quiet so far but after a few more ales that thread could be dynamite for the rest of the weekend.

 

[chicoazul]

The last thing this forum needs right now is an antagonistic Burnley fan with poor grammar taunting Everton this week. The very last thing, so hope it doesn’t happen.

 

[Yarrgh]

Do you think GOT could just drop the whole Everton thing?

 

[chicoazul]

Do you think GOT could just drop the whole Everton thing?

Things would be just much better really. Perhaps if Everton went bust then this brave new future could be ours.

 

[Yarrgh]

Things would be just much better really. Perhaps if Everton went bust then this brave new future could be ours.

I honestly am almost post-Everton now. I might just avoid all professional sports.

 

[chrismpw]

I honestly am almost post-Everton now. I might just avoid all professional sports.

Welcome to my club

 

[chicoazul]

The last thing this forum needs right now is an antagonistic Burnley fan with poor grammar taunting Everton this week. The very last thing, so hope it doesn’t happen.

@GrandOldTeam could one ask, hypothetically, would there be penalties for this?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

@GrandOldTeam could one ask, hypothetically, would there be penalties for this?

You'd never make it through the mod queue mate.

 

[chicoazul]

You'd never make it through the mod queue mate.

It wasn’t for me mate, but I’m sure anyone trying this have now been told.

Guys please just don’t.

 

[ClausThomsen]

I honestly am almost post-Everton now. I might just avoid all professional sports.

Mason Holgate going down and calling on the physio because his socks were too tight might have been Ebeptons jumping the shark.

During the Burnley game I'm now expecting the sound of the crowd and commentators to abruptly end with a needle scratch record stop and Lampard to do a fourth wall break direct to the camera and say "You might be wondering how one of the greatest midfielders of his generation got in this mess...." and a non-linear Rashomon effect tragicom to follow.