The bomb shelter thread.

[Dutch Toffee]

We're taking it right into non league football with us

Everton v Boreham Wood at Bramley Moore Dock in 5 years time.

 

[Bungle]

Everton v Boreham Wood at Bramley Moore Dock in 5 years time.

Another local game that I'll not go to

 

[anjelikaferrett]

I’m gonna give you a choice, a choice I never had. You either stay in here and hide like bishes or get out there in E-sex and rile our foes. Let this be our second greatest hour.

I'd just like to get drunk and watch, and throw the occasional expletive into the mix. The third way.

 

[chicoazul]

If someone thinks of a ludicrous Everton viewpoint I’ll try argue it in the match thread.

 

[tommye]

I’m gonna give you a choice, a choice I never had. You either stay in here and hide like bishes or get out there in E-sex and rile our foes. Let this be our second greatest hour.

E sex.

Link?

 

[JammyP]

If someone thinks of a ludicrous Everton viewpoint I’ll try argue it in the match thread.

We won the game, but for VAR and the penalty...

 

[Bungle]

If someone thinks of a ludicrous Everton viewpoint I’ll try argue it in the match thread.

Tell everyone that Dunc is still making the big calls, he's got Lampard on strings.

 

[coollino]

If someone thinks of a ludicrous Everton viewpoint I’ll try argue it in the match thread.

Lampard is looking to end EiTC and the players aren't happy

 

[chicoazul]

Lampard is looking to end EiTC and the players aren't happy

The Southampton lad just turned up so might see if I can goad his insecurity to completion instead.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Stinks of urine, stale smoke and booze, good to know @peteblue is still knocking about.

I didn't let him in ffs

 

[Bungle]

I didn't let him in ffs

Sneaky [Poor language removed] wore his Michael Gove mask to give security the slip. What a menace.

 

[Jebus_lives]

Sneaky [Poor language removed] wore his Michael Gove mask to give security the slip. What a menace.

I did wonder why my lilt cans had been replaced with a keg of 9% Thruttocks old pig botherer.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The reason we lost is because Lampard phoned up Benitez for tactical advice for the game. Followed it to the letter, lad. Better off when he listens to Dunc.

 

[ClausThomsen]

If someone thinks of a ludicrous Everton viewpoint I’ll try argue it in the match thread.

Players throwing Lampard under the bus over Tom Davies not being registered in the PL squad.

 

[Jebus_lives]

The reason we lost is because Lampard phoned up Benitez for tactical advice for the game. Followed it to the letter, lad. Better off when he listens to Dunc.

You heard the rumour that Lampard asked Kenwright to deliver the pre match speech?

He insisted it needed to be him dressed as Mary signing "Everything's alright" from Jesus Christ Superstar at Frank dressed as Jesus.

Gomes was annoyed he couldn't play Jesus, which apparently affected his performance.