The bomb shelter thread.

[Devanski]

Just to get you in the spirit lads.

 

[wainy]

The ladies of Hull, Stoke, Barnsley, Peterborough, the list is endless.

I’m proper excited for next season now tbh

 

[COYBL25]

I pulled in Middlesborugh, once, many moons ago. She had a hairy back and sidies like Vegas era Elvis, but if you saw the state of me you would feel she got the worse end of the deal.

Reckon I would be a sold 6/10 in Huddersfield. Bring it on.

Sounds like a night once had in Bury St Edmunds.

If you were prepared to go ugly early, you couldn’t fail.

 

[COYBL25]

Just to get you in the spirit lads.

Huddersfield lass all the way.

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

The ladies of Hull, Stoke, Barnsley, Peterborough, the list is endless.

Oh hang on, just realised you mentioned Peterhorror. Christ on a bike, there's a town that is questionable on so many levels.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Sounds like a night once had in Bury St Edmunds.

If you were prepared to go ugly early, you couldn’t fail.

 

[Jimishorts]

I pulled in Middlesborugh, once, many moons ago. She had a hairy back and sidies like Vegas era Elvis, but if you saw the state of me you would feel she got the worse end of the deal.

Reckon I would be a sold 6/10 in Huddersfield. Bring it on.

Does she support Celtic now?

 

[wainy]

I’m gonna be top of the 2022/23 slug fingering league. Up the toffees!

 

[Devanski]

In true Everton style, I tried to kick the cat and he waltzed round me.

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Does she support Celtic now?

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Couldn't be more wrong, Jimi lad, she was Rangers through and through

 

[Death]

Poppers aren't even doing anything for me anymore.

 

[wainy]

Poppers aren't even doing anything for me anymore.

Wave them under your bum.

 

[COYBL25]

That post just made me remember ,that over the years, I’ve had some very good nights out in the most bizarre places.

 

[COYBL25]

Oh hang on, just realised you mentioned Peterhorror. Christ on a bike, there's a town that is questionable on so many levels.

I raise you, Colne, Goole, Gainsborough and Scunthorpe.

To this day, I’ve no idea how I ended up having nights out in these places lol

 

[tommye]

We've got space for former Everton loanee Kurt Zouma's cat right?

We could always have a little game to lift our spirits...