The bomb shelter thread.

Evening all. I need to be in here. Over indulged on the alcohol this afternoon and I really need a quiet place to hang out for a while until my head clears and my typing improves. Can't believe Davek has been given a timeout - he was just getting going. I like to think that in real life he's a hen pecked husband who spends his life saying "yes dear" to his significant other and that GOT allows him to let loose with all that pent up testosterone. I'm sorry, it's the Guinness talking.

In time honoured tradition I'm feeling the Pavlovian response to drinking. I need a kebab. Anyone for a takeaway?

By the way - who is this emir dude? Seems a bit of a strange one. I also want to be a multi. I'm thinking 30 year old male Tory hedge fund manager. Minted. Brock Lestrange or something like that. Lives in Hampshire, preferred rugby until he spent one night with an Evertonian who did unspeakable but very enjoyable things to him whilst wearing a Funes Mori green and orange third kit. I reckon I could get away with that...
Wouldn’t mind a takeaway, do they do vegetarian kebabs?
 

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