The bomb shelter thread.

[JLW]

Sorry didn’t know where to put this so I’ve decided right here just in case anyone wants to contribute to her income ?

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Sorry didn’t know where to put this so I’ve decided right here just in case anyone wants to contribute to her income ?

There are so many questions in my head about this!

 

[JLW]

There are so many questions in my head about this!

What flavour her farts are??

 

[anjelikaferrett]

What flavour her farts are??

How much per fart. What technology does she use to ensure they arrive at buyer safely and still aromatic. If she's skint does she fill up on sprouts and Guinness (works for me!) to up production. Is there a price list depending on pungency?

 

[JLW]

How much per fart. What technology does she use to ensure they arrive at buyer safely and still aromatic. If she's skint does she fill up on sprouts and Guinness (works for me!) to up production. Is there a price list depending on pungency?

Jesus Christ ??????

 

[JLW]

How much per fart. What technology does she use to ensure they arrive at buyer safely and still aromatic. If she's skint does she fill up on sprouts and Guinness (works for me!) to up production. Is there a price list depending on pungency?

Does she do mates rates
What’s the shelf life
If you take the bottle back do you get discount

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Does she do mates rates
What’s the shelf life
If you take the bottle back do you get discount

Exactly. Can you request custom flavours. Tonight I would like the kebab and garlic sauce option. And who actually buys them!

 

[wm02]

Sorry didn’t know where to put this so I’ve decided right here just in case anyone wants to contribute to her income ?

Can’t help but think it’s a Milli Vanilli type situation and in reality it is two fat Germans farting into the containers

 

[tommye]

How much per fart. What technology does she use to ensure they arrive at buyer safely and still aromatic. If she's skint does she fill up on sprouts and Guinness (works for me!) to up production. Is there a price list depending on pungency?

1. £15 each or 4 for £50
2. Joey knocked her a gadget up using old Dyson parts
3. Yes. I get a discount because I send her bags of sprouts
4. Prices do not vary per pong rate

 

[tommye]

Does she do mates rates
What’s the shelf life
If you take the bottle back do you get discount

No bit you get a dizzy for sending sprouts and cabbages.
3 months
Yes. £1.50 per bottle

 

[tommye]

Exactly. Can you request custom flavours. Tonight I would like the kebab and garlic sauce option. And who actually buys them!

No

Erm...


A friend

 

[tommye]

Can’t help but think it’s a Milli Vanilli type situation and in reality it is two fat Germans farting into the containers

Oh

 

[chrissyjack]

A bit different to " Fresh air In a Can " , I suppose

 

[tommye]

Ann Widdecombe does extra large bottles if anyone is interested

 

[tommye]

My mate just said ?