The bomb shelter thread.

On the Sixth day of Christmas
My good friends gave to me
Six new injuries
Five goals conceded
Four youth teamers on the bench
Three Dars a raging
Two pints of chang
And a stuffing in the Derby

Ffs.
On the Eighth day of Christmas
My good friends gave to me
Eight midfielders missing
Seven fans a fuming
Six pundits laughing
Five yellow cards
Four biased refs
Three VARS
Two missed offsides
And one where's the Arteta money.
 
On the ninth day of Christmas
My good friends gave to me
9(000) FB92 middle fingers
8(000) Iguana posts per hour
Seven Davek memes
Six Wolf Pac pups a howling
Five red banners
Four mods a a raging
Three new Benitez threads
Two awful polls
And a Polish beer with @Bohemian Toffee !


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I checked before and since my post in the Liverpool thread it is above 9000 now. A very strange way to spend first thing of a Tuesday morning!
 

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