The bomb shelter thread.

[dublinbluenose]

Anyone else change their twitter avatar today?

 

[Terrarian]

 

[COYBL25]

Anyone else change their twitter avatar today?

@RickyRider has deleted his account and is now on a plane to Panama.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Everton is the great schooler of life. Only by being fully subjected to abject disappointment and having all we hold dear trodden over, only by confronting pain and our own fears, are we truly ready for these laps of the sun we call life.

I'm convinced I'm on a fast track to heaven simply due to being an Evertonian. I've done purgatory already.

 

[cronullasharks]

@RickyRider has deleted his account and is now on a plane to Panama.

Imagine him when he first heard about this. The box room he lives in would be smashed to pieces and the rest of the house flooded with tears.

 

[cronullasharks]

I'm convinced I'm on a fast track to heaven simply due to being an Evertonian. I've done purgatory already.

Or this is actually hell?

 

[zukai12_]

Or this is actually hell?

In hell theres comfort in knowing youre helpless

Everton usually give us just enough hope that this is worse

 

[anjelikaferrett]

Or this is actually hell?

Don't crush my dreams. I'm looking forward to an after life filled with kittens, crisps, wine and DCL lookalikes pandering to my every whim.

 

[cronullasharks]

Don't crush my dreams. I'm looking forward to an after life filled with kittens, crisps, wine and DCL lookalikes pandering to my every whim.

You can have my cat, it's an utter cock. It's on par with Everton except Everton doesn't howl for its dinner from about 10 in the morning.

 

[LostLegend]

In all fairness what did we collectively do in our past lives to deserve this club?

My theory is we're all direct descendants of Gengis Khan.

100% convinced at this point that they are going to find a Pagan burial site at Bramley Moore when they drain the dock.

Nailed on.

 

[COYBL25]

100% convinced at this point that they are going to find a Pagan burial site at Bramley Moore when they drain the dock.

Nailed on.

Along with a chest, with the Arteta money lol

 

[PKwalnuts]

This thread on this forum = false advertising
No way a real Alehouse with a bomb shelter would be subjected to such governance

Stinks.

 

[MikeH72]

Imagine him when he first heard about this. The box room he lives in would be smashed to pieces and the rest of the house flooded with tears.

I checked his Twitter out of curiosity last night, he’d spent the day calling everyone brain damaged for believing the false rumours and calling the entire Everton fanbase scum.

 

[COYBL25]

I checked his Twitter out of curiosity last night, he’d spent the day calling everyone brain damaged for believing the false rumours and calling the entire Everton fanbase scum.

He will forever hold a special place in my heart.

The world needs loons like him.

 

[cronullasharks]

I checked his Twitter out of curiosity last night, he’d spent the day calling everyone brain damaged for believing the false rumours and calling the entire Everton fanbase scum.

I went and looked before, unfortunately it's locked down now.