The bomb shelter thread.

Death said:
My cheeks are open, turkey baster in hand. Who's man or women enough to analy eject this curry pot noodle hydrated by hot gin into yours truly?

10cc of poppers STAT
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Thought you'd never ask. Looks like my lie down will have to wait.

*goes to fetch lube.

Ok, who used the last of the lube. Sake.
 
Bluetintedspecs said:
I've come in here for a lie down after reading Dave's mad ravings in the Euro2020 thread. I knew he was a contrarian, but I've come to the conclusion he's just completely bonkers.

Any popper's left, or has @Death exhausted our supply again after one of his gin-infused, pot noodle benders?
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I can export some curry gin noodles into you from my body via tube no hassle.
 
Death said:
I can export some curry gin noodles into you from my body via tube no hassle.
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Things I thought I'd never see:

Genetically engineered babies.
Human organs grown from stem cells.
Donald Trump as president.
Leicester winning the league.
A tortoise shagging a croc (croc sandal not reptile).
Death offering to export curry gin noodles from his body into mine via tube.
 
Bluetintedspecs said:
I've come in here for a lie down after reading Dave's mad ravings in the Euro2020 thread. I knew he was a contrarian, but I've come to the conclusion he's just completely bonkers.

Any popper's left, or has @Death exhausted our supply again after one of his gin-infused, pot noodle benders?
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He`s only warming up.

If England win, his head will be spinning around like the girl from the Exorcist.

He`s been sneaking little bombs in every now and again about the MURDERER Johnson, the rising coronavirus rates and about football crowds bringing forth a virus ridden apocalypse.

Since he got banned from the Current Affairs Thread, he no longer has a platform for his warped views and it must be killing him lol
 
COYBL25 said:
He`s only warming up.

If England win, his head will be spinning around like the girl from the Exorcist.

He`s been sneaking little bombs in every now and again about the MURDERER Johnson, the rising coronavirus rates and about football crowds bringing forth a virus ridden apocalypse.

Since he got banned from the Current Affairs Thread, he no longer has a platform for his warped views and it must be killing him lol
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Christ, the tumbleweed must just blow through CA nowadays.

Dave needs to setup a website which tells you how many people you’ve personally murdered.

‘Been for 1 meal out, had a beer in a pub and shook hands with a friend?! 20000,0000 deaths directly attributable to YOU!’
 
COYBL25 said:
He`s only warming up.

If England win, his head will be spinning around like the girl from the Exorcist.

He`s been sneaking little bombs in every now and again about the MURDERER Johnson, the rising coronavirus rates and about football crowds bringing forth a virus ridden apocalypse.

Since he got banned from the Current Affairs Thread, he no longer has a platform for his warped views and it must be killing him lol
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He's unhinged. I fear he might spontaneously combust if England win. I posted something about him in the Euros thread, but didn't engage with him, as it would only encourage the absolute loon to spout more deranged nonsense.

Goat posting gifs of the queen in response to his rants was hilarious lol
 

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