The bomb shelter thread.

[Death]

Can we lose to Sheffield every night please?

 

[john jako]

A blood pish combo the likes off which we haven't seen for a time.
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Your search history just alerted the feds when browsing for that pic

 

[LinekersLegs]

I think we are in the final stages now. Can’t see it lasting much longer lol

Shame as I like Phil

 

[john jako]

Shame as I like Phil

Yeh same. Everton can ruin the best of us.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Yeh same. Everton can ruin the best of us.

If ever I use ”that is bollocks”, “utter bollocks” or ”absolute bollocks“ to a poster please lure me to the NEA animals thread for a cool down with some funny cat gifs!

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Shame as I like Phil

He may have saved himself by going to bed, the cider addled numpty.

 

[cronullasharks]

A blood pish combo the likes off which we haven't seen for a time.
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Sorry bout that, haemorrhoids went pop and forgot to clean up.

 

[john jako]

He may have saved himself by going to bed, the cider addled numpty.

Can’t wait for him to log on here and really hungover lol

He took the mods on. Stuck to his guns. Called Carlo out. Stuck up for bullens then two mins later he’s banned.

He’s had a great night.

 

[chrissyjack]

I've just spent 10 mins in reading the Carlo thread , and I'm now officially gone . Bye folks

 

[Jimishorts]

Sorry bout that, hemorrhoids went pop and forgot to clean up.

Causes
It occurs when veins around the anus or rectum are dilated with blood.
Following can be the reason for developing haemorrhoids:

• Ageing
• Chronic constipation – straining to move stool causes pressure to develop
• Diarrhoea – chronic diarrhoea can result in this condition
• Obesity
• Anal Intercourse

Should we just put you down as “all of the above” and up your loo roll rations Cron?

 

[cronullasharks]

Causes
It occurs when veins around the anus or rectum are dilated with blood.
Following can be the reason for developing haemorrhoids:

• Ageing
• Chronic constipation – straining to move stool causes pressure to develop
• Diarrhoea – chronic diarrhoea can result in this condition
• Obesity
• Anal Intercourse

Should we just put you down as “all of the above” and up your loo roll rations Cron?

Wet towels to soothe are needed not bog roll though.

 

[tommye]

Lilt time I think.

Its feral out there. The authorities are hard at work putting out flames, but I fear this one may rage out of control like an Australian Bush fire.

I see none of this


Swerve the Everton forum post defeat/draw/anything but the occasional comfortable victory/always *


*Delete as applicable

 

[Jimishorts]

Wet towels

It’s a bomb shelter not a flaming Hilton, you’re lucky you’re not using quality street wrappers.

 

[cronullasharks]

Kopite alert in the Ancelotti thread

 

[tommye]

Anal Intercourse

I forgot the extra lube


I did apologise and spit on it several times