The bomb shelter thread.

the sniderman · March 18, 2021

it seems the father tantrum has eased a little buddies. hopefully this means erection has been achieved again. may it last forever.

JimmyJeffers · March 18, 2021

the sniderman said:
it seems the father tantrum has eased a little buddies. hopefully this means erection has been achieved again. may it last forever.

Don’t be fooled. We’re in the eye of the storm. Rasping winds are forecast to begin at 17:35 on sat. Widespread power outrage expected, The met office is also warning of a possible plague of men lying about their age on tinder and using pictures of themselves from a Stereophonics gig in 2005.

JimmyJeffers · March 19, 2021

Looking like the mid-life crisis fog is finally lifting and we have some settled weather to look forward to with people distracting themselves from their mundane existence through snorting the cocaine and injecting fantasy formations.
Damage assessment from the Burnley fallout shall take place this afternoon.

coollino · March 19, 2021

JimmyJeffers said:
Looking like the mid-life crisis fog is finally lifting and we have some settled weather to look forward to with people distracting themselves from their mundane existence through snorting the cocaine and injecting fantasy formations.
Damage assessment from the Burnley fallout shall take place this afternoon.

You do realise its the FA 'not won a cup in 30 years' Cup quarter final against Man city tomorrow... don't you?

JimmyJeffers · March 19, 2021

coollino said:
You do realise its the FA 'not won a cup in 30 years' Cup quarter final against Man city tomorrow... don't you?

I must document the fallout so that future generations can learn

COYBL25 · March 20, 2021

COYBL25 · March 20, 2021

chrissyjack · March 20, 2021

I’m not in the match thread . But I can guarantee the usual moaners have submitted their first post

COYBL25 · March 20, 2021

Spadge Vernacular · March 20, 2021

Aside from a couple of errors at the end, I think we were solid o_O

Daveysgingerlovechild · March 20, 2021

It's all starting again. I was gonna head to the Carlo cool down thread and suggest a few folk indulge in a hot chocolate, but noticed forum heavyweight Davek is throwing haymakers and rallying a bedwetting army.

I'm scared. I'm staying here.

Encoder · March 20, 2021

Daveysgingerlovechild said:
It's all starting again. I was gonna head to the Carlo cool down thread and suggest a few folk indulge in a hot chocolate, but noticed forum heavyweight Davek is throwing haymakers and rallying a bedwetting army.

I'm scared. I'm staying here.

I love him, even when you know exactly what he's trying to do and he still makes you fume. A true master.

JimmyJeffers · March 20, 2021

Daveysgingerlovechild said:
It's all starting again. I was gonna head to the Carlo cool down thread and suggest a few folk indulge in a hot chocolate, but noticed forum heavyweight Davek is throwing haymakers and rallying a bedwetting army.

I'm scared. I'm staying here.

The Incel army is rasping! We were told of this day. We must do what is right and hide here. DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE ENEMY! Their deep feelings of lacking in self-worth will engulf you.